The IM Thread

[Moto-Mucci]

Lets see how this works out. Make a contribution.

From my friend, a receptionist at a Real Estate firm:

JT: so this guy just rushed in and walked right by me
JT: i think he just escaped from the hospital

DM: the 'i need stitches' hospital, or the 'i just destroyed my family with a hammer like the voices told me to' hospital?

JT: well he was wearing a gown
JT: and one of these http://radiographics.rsnajnls.org/co...4ja28g19a.jpeg
JT: and was holding a bottle of liquor .......

DM: hahaha so awesome

JT: I wish so bad his ass was out. That would have completed the outfit.

DM: real life halloween.

[e30-RTN]

GF: BRB, gonna go smoke.
ME: OK.ttyl
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GF: So, i lost my cherry twice.
ME: Your doing it wrong.

[wildstoats]

D: uh oh, the official r3v IM thread
D: should be entertaining
D: and we could contribute...haha
W: ok, but I'm not taking any pictures of you for the Asian Sensation thread

[daniel]

oh man i have a good one. i saved it from when i was 17 or 18, between a friend (girl) and me.

i am S, she is A. obviously i was bullshitting.

A: i would definitely freak, wouldn't it just baffle you if one of your kids was a hermaphrodite?
s: yeah
s: like "what the fuck is wrong with me?"
A: lol
A: or just like, it would be so hard to decide if you would just leave it natural, or make the kid have surgery to be one or the other
s: yeah
s: first i would see if they could reproduce by themselves
s: b/c then you could sell babies
A: LOL
A: LOL
A: wait, has that ever happened?
A: is that possible?
s: well, yeah
A: like they couldn't actually do it with themselves but artificially?
A: so wouldn't the kid be almost exactly like the he/she
s: a replica
s: and then they could breastfeed
A: omg
s: but usually most hermies are killed at birth b/c of their odd nature and embarrassing consequences to the parents
A: hm, like in third world countries?
s: thats usually where the genetics mess up somehow
s: whether it be for malnutrition or disease
A: hum