At least it wasn't Gorilla Glue

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  • ACMF74
    E30 Fanatic
    • Nov 2005
    • 1245

    #1

    At least it wasn't Gorilla Glue

    Jilted lovers take revenge by gluing philandering man’s penis to his stomach.
  • Massive Lee
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2006
    • 6782

    #2
    Nice. Too bad it is now the women who are in trouble.
    Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

    massivebrakes.com

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056





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    • jflip2002
      R3V Elite
      • Sep 2006
      • 4377

      #3
      If that ever happened to me, theyd have to glut it to my chest ;)
      Originally posted by blunt
      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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      • newman
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Mar 2007
        • 1159

        #4
        ^ lol

        1987 325is: 495whp/400ft-lb
        UPDATED 03/12/10!: RB26DETT Swapped E30

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        • John Rocker
          Banned
          • Aug 2009
          • 100

          #5
          Id JB weld her vagina shut, then giver a Cleveland steamer.

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          • jflip2002
            R3V Elite
            • Sep 2006
            • 4377

            #6
            Originally posted by John Rocker
            Id JB weld her vagina shut, then giver a Cleveland steamer.
            I guess thats one way you'd remember the first time you touched a vagina.
            Originally posted by blunt
            i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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            • John Rocker
              Banned
              • Aug 2009
              • 100

              #7
              Originally posted by jflip2002
              I guess thats one way you'd remember the first time you touched a vagina.
              I see youve escaped the "your momma jokes"

              welcome to the 4th grade

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              • TexasTerp
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jan 2009
                • 3541

                #8
                haha! he deserved it.
                stephenbrody.com

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                • Wh33lhop
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 11705

                  #9
                  Originally posted by John Rocker
                  Id JB weld her vagina shut, then giver a Cleveland steamer.
                  Wrong order.
                  paint sucks

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                  • xLibelle
                    R3VLimited
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 2673

                    #10
                    cliffs?

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                    • jflip2002
                      R3V Elite
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 4377

                      #11
                      Guy cheats on wife with other girls. These sluts get together and glue his junk to his stomach. Said sluts get in trouble and face jail time.
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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