Damnit

[lylefk]

So I want to go camping at Lake Chelan pretty badly. So I buy a girl a plane ticket, buy groceries (and 60 beers), make reservations, dig out all me camping stuff that is buried in the garage, pre-cook some meals, pack the car, etc etc etc etc. ALL She has to do is get to the airport and get on the goddamn plane. I'll take it from there.

So what happens? She gets in a car accident on the way to the airport and misses her flight. FML

[Optimator]

Can she not get on another flight?

[Rumple Foreskin]

she probably just doesnt want to go camp with your skank ass.

[blunttech]

she probably just doesnt want to go camp with your skank ass.

this is true. either that or "shes" out of duct tape to tape her schlong to her thigh

[lylefk]

lol...she managed to get on the next flight 2 hours later...good thing, almost had to kill her.

[Rumple Foreskin]

she tried rejecting you, idk what you are missing about that?

while in the woods, I would take this opportunity to off her and dump the body.

[gazellebeigem3]

she tried rejecting you, idk what you are missing about that?

while in the woods, I would take this opportunity to off her and dump the body.

but dont forget to have your way with her. before or after you off her, your choice.

[Pinepig]

lol...she managed to get on the next flight 2 hours later...good thing, almost had to kill her.

Well since your going out in the woods...........

[Rumple Foreskin]

Well since your going out in the woods...........

sherlock holmes, move your detective glass up, and read that i just said the same thing 2 posts earlier.