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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396
    #16
    Originally posted by wildstoats
    but ask them what an IP address is and you just get a blank stare.
    You need to work on your game, son.
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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      • wildstoats
        E30 Modder
        • Sep 2007
        • 896
        #17
        Originally posted by namsayin
        yeah...well im explaining how to dial number out of a phone with 11 buttons...

        trust me its kind of frustrating.
        Touche salesman ;)

        Originally posted by Optimator
        You need to work on your game, son.
        Hi once got the cherry in Pacman?
        $500, Diamantschwarz, and a Dream

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          • Optimator
            E30 Fanatic
            • Aug 2008
            • 1396
            #18
            Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
            his hoverround has the dildo-in-ass attachment, ive seen it.
            The only thing I am certain you have seen is your dad's angry face, when he shook you as a child, causing irreversible brain damage.

            Your insults are as flabby as Fidhle007's doughy body. They are generic, random spoutings. I think I squeezed out more wit out of my ass this morning when I took a sweet corn-laden shit.
            -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

            Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
            Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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              • Rumple Foreskin
                Banned
                • Aug 2009
                • 71
                #19
                you should quit using the entire husk when penetrating your ass. the corn wouldnt have that effect if you would have listened to me in the 1st place... And the only random spouting ive been aware of is my man spackle seeping out of your nose after you guzzled my cock.

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                  • OrganicMechanic
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1719
                    #20
                    hey maybe you could feild this question--

                    where can I get a new strap for my bag phone?


                    join the E30 Cabrio owners gruppe
                    click here for details

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                      • SLUCK
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 344
                        #21
                        1989

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                          • 87e30
                            R3V Elite
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 5676
                            #22
                            :rofl:

                            I have to do this with my grandma all the time Robby. I feel your pain.

                            I'm going to come into AT&T and ask you stupid questions.
                            Originally posted by z31maniac
                            I just hate everyone.

                            No need for discretion.

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                              • Turf1600
                                R3V OG
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 9815
                                #23
                                My mom called me the other day and had me send a text message for her.
                                "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                  • blunttech
                                    Forum Sponsor
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 12850
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Turf1600
                                    My mom called me the other day and had me send a text message for her.
                                    my mom texts me just to piss me off. im not on a text plan so i pay for each one. she knows this and texts me to piss me off cause she knows im cheap. i pay for her cell so she thinks shes cute
                                    We can serve you better through Email

                                    sales@blunttech.com
                                    www.blunttech.com


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                                      • Charlie
                                        kid tested, administrator approved
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 6686
                                        #25
                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NciO7AEqKYE&feature=fvw


                                        -Charlie
                                        Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
                                        '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
                                        FYYFF

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                                          • BillBrasky
                                            E30 Mastermind
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 1641
                                            #26
                                            ^^^^^^

                                            Man, do I miss that show. Trigger Happy TV was hilarious.

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                                              • namsayin
                                                E30 Mastermind
                                                • Mar 2009
                                                • 1568
                                                #27
                                                On the upside i just sold an iphone 3GS to an 84 y/o man!

                                                woooo!

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                                                  • namsayin
                                                    E30 Mastermind
                                                    • Mar 2009
                                                    • 1568
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by OrganicMechanic
                                                    hey maybe you could feild this question--

                                                    where can I get a new strap for my bag phone?

                                                    i'm sure eBay has something for you

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