Coons in my engine bay

[John Rocker]

This morning I wake up and there was a gopher that made a B line in my drive way underneath the e30. I ran downstairs and got my shotgun. I was in bare feet and also grabbed my keys. I knew he climbed up in my engine bay so I popped the hood.

The little douche was sitting on top of my valve cover, but then jumped down by the exhaust mani. I got in the car and put it in reverse, and he jumped out and ran away. Im so pissed I didnt get to shoot him.

[blunttech]

great story jed. go have a few shots of moonshine you fucking hillbilly

[John Rocker]

god i hate you

[mitch500]

good story bro, to bad you didnt shoot yourself in the face.

[John Rocker]

good story bro, to bad you didnt shoot yourself in the face.

youre right. i think you are just thinking about our little love rendezvous that happened friday night. I promise I wont shoot it all over your face again.

[blunttech]

god i hate you

hahahahahahahah

[Optimator]

Did your husband reprimand you for getting away from the stove? I bet you burned his breakfast of grits, homefries, and bacon pretty bad.

[John Rocker]

hahahahahahahah

they need to rename you blunt the thread wrecker.

I am having legitimate problems and you shit on my thread. I think this thing ate through my coolant lines. I suspected a fellow vermin killer like yourself would have the common courtesy to either encourage shooting this beast, or offer up some pertinent advice.

[John Rocker]

Did your husband reprimand you for getting away from the stove? I bet you burned his breakfast of grits, homefries, and bacon pretty bad.

What do you do in westport, ct? I bet investment banking because you seem like a big homo. Please continue shitting on my thread.

[Optimator]

What do you do in westport, ct? I bet investment banking because you seem like a big homo.

I actually work at my dad's chiropractic office. I doubt the gopher ate anything in your engine bay. I think you're just starved for attention like SpasticDwarf and need validation for your existence, even if it is at the cost of two black eyes.

[blunttech]

they need to rename you blunt the thread wrecker.

I am having legitimate problems and you shit on my thread. I think this thing ate through my coolant lines. I suspected a fellow vermin killer like yourself would have the common courtesy to either encourage shooting this beast, or offer up some pertinent advice.

i dont give a shit about you or your vermin. i will however take this opportunity to offer you new coolant lines at 3x their actual value

[OrganicMechanic]

iPoop

[gazellebeigem3]

oh actual animals, i expected worse from john rocker

[sector6]

i dont give a shit about you or your vermin. i will however take this opportunity to offer you new coolant lines at 3x their actual value

Blunt, this forum would be so dull without you. You are the fuckin' man! 8)

[John Rocker]

i dont give a shit about you or your vermin. i will however take this opportunity to offer you new coolant lines at 3x their actual value

ill take teh opportunity to tell you i dont want your parts you old scammer.