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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396
    #31
    Originally posted by quickervicar
    coon-tine?
    That was very witty.





    ASL?
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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      • John Rocker
        Banned
        • Aug 2009
        • 100
        #32
        Originally posted by unicorn
        Sounds like a Jerry Springer show.

        your asshole looks like the jerry springer show, crammed full of black men and confusion.

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          • blunttech
            Forum Sponsor
            • Jul 2004
            • 12850
            #33
            Originally posted by emoshun
            This sounds like courtship, so innocent and sweet the two of them...
            fuck off you ballslapper. your cleverly placed booby avatar wont hide your hunger for the rod.
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              • emoshun
                Mod Crazy
                • Dec 2008
                • 781
                #34
                You see right through my facade, hunger it was when I first joined r3v, now it's blossomed to a full blown blunt lust.


                WTB: e30 in So Cal

                Originally posted by downernsp
                See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                  • franco90
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 3185
                    #35
                    Everybody loves BLUNT
                    Blunt this guys never learn do they.....

                    I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                    I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                    "Supersquad"

                    ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                      • Optimator
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 1396
                        #36
                        Originally posted by blunt
                        fuck off you ballslapper. your cleverly placed booby avatar wont hide your hunger for the rod.
                        Originally posted by emoshun
                        You see right through my facade, hunger it was when I first joined r3v, now it's blossomed to a full blown blunt lust.
                        Odd. Why would you hunger for withered loins that haven't stirred since the Berlin Wall fell? It would be like eating a mouthful of rice noodles.
                        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                          • Radimir Shittskova
                            Banned
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 30
                            #37
                            ones time we made a good soup out ofs the larger rats here in russia, good soup

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                              • Massive Lee
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 6782
                                #38
                                Originally posted by quickervicar
                                coon-tine?
                                Yup. Also works with squirrels or kittens.

                                So, John. From which window did you see the raccoon at first?

                                Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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                                  • John Rocker
                                    Banned
                                    • Aug 2009
                                    • 100
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by Massive Lee
                                    Yup. Also works with squirrels or kittens.

                                    So, John. From which window did you see the raccoon at first?


                                    I actually did not see it. Your mom, however, caught a glimse through the kitchen window when making my favorite maple syrup and drinking a labatt.

                                    go drive your car off niagra falls.

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                                      • Massive Lee
                                        R3V OG
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 6782
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by John Rocker
                                        go drive your car off niagra falls.
                                        You meant Niagara Falls, right?

                                        Tell us more coon stories. Especially kinky ones.

                                        Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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                                          • BillBrasky
                                            E30 Mastermind
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 1641
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by Massive Lee

                                            I thought that Obama's dad was black and his mom was white? It must be the other way around.

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                                              • Massive Lee
                                                R3V OG
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 6782
                                                #42
                                                Anybody remembers the movie "Deliverance"?

                                                NSW

                                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM
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                                                  • SamE30e
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 4319
                                                    #43
                                                    A+ Would read again.
                                                    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                                                      • gazellebeigem3
                                                        No R3VLimiter
                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                        • 3712
                                                        #44
                                                        john, i suggest you start trapping them and getting into the fur trade. perhaps that would be more productive than insulting canadians all day.

                                                        wait i just read that, strike that last sentence. carry on, but i want a coon skin cap

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                                                          • Massive Lee
                                                            R3V OG
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 6782
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by gazellebeigem3
                                                            wait i just read that, strike that last sentence. carry on, but i want a coon skin cap
                                                            I can get you beaver...


                                                            Raccoon cap


                                                            Skunk hat
                                                            Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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