Coons in my engine bay

[Optimator]

coon-tine?

That was very witty.





ASL?

[John Rocker]

Sounds like a Jerry Springer show.

your asshole looks like the jerry springer show, crammed full of black men and confusion.

[blunttech]

This sounds like courtship, so innocent and sweet the two of them...

fuck off you ballslapper. your cleverly placed booby avatar wont hide your hunger for the rod.

[emoshun]

You see right through my facade, hunger it was when I first joined r3v, now it's blossomed to a full blown blunt lust.

[franco90]

Everybody loves BLUNT
Blunt this guys never learn do they.....

[Optimator]

fuck off you ballslapper. your cleverly placed booby avatar wont hide your hunger for the rod.

You see right through my facade, hunger it was when I first joined r3v, now it's blossomed to a full blown blunt lust.

Odd. Why would you hunger for withered loins that haven't stirred since the Berlin Wall fell? It would be like eating a mouthful of rice noodles.

[Radimir Shittskova]

ones time we made a good soup out ofs the larger rats here in russia, good soup

[Massive Lee]

coon-tine?

Yup. Also works with squirrels or kittens.

So, John. From which window did you see the raccoon at first?

[John Rocker]

Yup. Also works with squirrels or kittens.

So, John. From which window did you see the raccoon at first?

I actually did not see it. Your mom, however, caught a glimse through the kitchen window when making my favorite maple syrup and drinking a labatt.

go drive your car off niagra falls.

[Massive Lee]

go drive your car off niagra falls.

You meant Niagara Falls, right?

Tell us more coon stories. Especially kinky ones.

[BillBrasky]

I thought that Obama's dad was black and his mom was white? It must be the other way around.

[Massive Lee]

Anybody remembers the movie "Deliverance"?

NSW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM

[SamE30e]

A+ Would read again.

[gazellebeigem3]

john, i suggest you start trapping them and getting into the fur trade. perhaps that would be more productive than insulting canadians all day.

wait i just read that, strike that last sentence. carry on, but i want a coon skin cap

[Massive Lee]

wait i just read that, strike that last sentence. carry on, but i want a coon skin cap

I can get you beaver...


Raccoon cap


Skunk hat