How to have sex with a "girl friend"

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  • scabzzzz
    Estado de mierda de encargo
    • Jul 2007
    • 6870
    #31
    Originally posted by 416stroker
    To much work that's what GHBs for.
    +1 not playing. Its a sure thing !

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      • bikerbill2021
        E30 Modder
        • Mar 2008
        • 933
        #32
        awesome

        absolutely awesome

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          • Leaf
            Banned
            • Apr 2009
            • 985
            #33
            This will probably more likely land you in the nut house rather then this girl landing her vagina on your nutz

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              • monticello
                Wrencher
                • Sep 2007
                • 202
                #34
                or you could skip all of the bullshit and slip her a roofie.

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                  • wodcutr
                    R3VLimited
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 2193
                    #35
                    If you are going to go through all that just to get laid then you are an idiot. Maybe asking her to marry you would be better than lying and making up some bullshit scheme to get her to go to bed. Then again, just go whack off and afterwards you will see how stupid this idea really is!
                    The difference between porcupines and BMWs is that porcupines have the pricks on the outside!

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                      • jflip2002
                        R3V Elite
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4377
                        #36
                        Lol good write up
                        Originally posted by blunt
                        i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                          • D-rock
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 714
                            #37
                            But if your a joker with your friends this could never work! But you you almost never talk when you guys go out maybe it could.... work.

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                              • Turf1600
                                R3V OG
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 9815
                                #38
                                Hold on.....are people taking this seriously?
                                "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                  • Atreus
                                    E30 Mastermind
                                    • Sep 2008
                                    • 1846
                                    #39
                                    This is srs bzns durrr
                                    1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                                    1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                                    1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                                    1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                                    1994 540i - Granitsilber

                                    Originally posted by scabzzzz
                                    I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                                      • Vethen
                                        Advanced Member
                                        • Aug 2009
                                        • 186
                                        #40

                                        ///B///M///W///

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                                          • Fcknslo
                                            Advanced Member
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 171
                                            #41
                                            Stickied to the DIY Thread.
                                            Good job sir.
                                            lol.

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                                              • DEV0 E30
                                                R3V OG
                                                • Oct 2004
                                                • 8813
                                                #42
                                                The Naked Man, with a Lost twist.
                                                Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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                                                  • newman
                                                    E30 Enthusiast
                                                    • Mar 2007
                                                    • 1159
                                                    #43
                                                    Haha. If you wrote this, awesome.

                                                    If it's a copy/paste... weak.

                                                    1987 325is: 495whp/400ft-lb
                                                    UPDATED 03/12/10!: RB26DETT Swapped E30

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                                                      • dirty30
                                                        No R3VLimiter
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 3005
                                                        #44
                                                        this is a repost

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                                                          • Raxe
                                                            R3V Elite
                                                            • Nov 2006
                                                            • 5346
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                                                            The Naked Man, with a Lost twist.

                                                            My thoughts exactly.

                                                            Mitch was right, the naked man works. :)

                                                            >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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