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When I am making knuckle children I have to be in this certain position where my legs are over my head and I cant be wearing socks (feet in the air with no socks = heaven) Also I have to fake sneeze after I ejaculate. I do this everyday before i hit the sheets and before I start my day in the morning.Leave a comment:
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I also hate when motherfuckers leave the top down overnight after DDing my car all over creation and having parties with NOS cans under the seats and then my car smells like goat sex at 3am.
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Kitchen and floors have to be spotless before I can do anything else when I get home from work. My wife usually does it but if she doesn't have time or energy, it is the first thing I do. I literally cannot relax until it is done, don't know why.
I wouldn't say I'm OCD exactly, just a major minimalist and clean freak. What is weird is that that personality trait only started coming out in the last few years of my life. Up until then, I couldn't have cared less about clutter.Leave a comment:
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I hate when assholes stuff cups and empty cans of NOS under the passenger seat and they come flying out during auto-x or when I take a turn heavy.
I hate when people shit on my Jewishness.Leave a comment:
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i cannot fucking stand when people stand up when I sit down.
i also cannot stand the word nasty.
I also cannot stand internet toolbars.
Also my computer documents have to be arranged, and my desktop has to be clean at all times.Leave a comment:
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I hate it when people get out of the back seat and leave the seats forward. I have to put them back.Leave a comment:
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LMAO this one cracked me up.Leave a comment:
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My front seats HAVE to be at the same spot on the track. And if one window is down the other has to be the same level.
If I am driving the vert and the top is down, ALL windows HAVE to be down.
The radio sound level has to be turned up and left on multiples of 5.
Pens etc all has to be even.
Papers have to be level.
I hate it when people touch my hands before dinner(praying).
If someone touches my food I will not eat it.
Don't know if it is OCD but I will not sleep with any lights on(heavy blankets cover my windows, unplug the internet switch etc).
There is a lot more, but those are things I deal most of the time.Leave a comment:
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