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    Poll: Please vote for Most Handsome Homeless r3v Member!

    r3vlimited is filled with borderline characters who you wouldn't be surprised in five years if you met them near the subway, and they brushed their long, straggly (synonym: "timeless") hair to the side, using a shopping cart to support some of their weight, and there was that brief look of recognition, before a string of cursewords spewed forth from their talk hole, along with a healthy dose of spittle.

    Who do you think is the most handsome homeless r3v member?

    Personally I would rank them

    1. JAM: 100% USDA Grade B ground beef


    2. e30frosh: Quasi-intelligentsia. Would have been liquidated by Stalin.


    3. newman: Hair reminiscent of the lead singer Flock of Seagulls


    4. wh33lhop: a young, but musically unskilled version of Bob Dylan. Homely, but in a charming way.


    Please feel free to make your own suggestions.
    38
    wh33lhop
    13.16%
    5
    JAM
    15.79%
    6
    e30frosh
    34.21%
    13
    newman
    13.16%
    5
    Other
    23.68%
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    Last edited by Optimator; 10-12-2009, 07:31 AM. Reason: Thank you whiltebeitel!
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(
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    #2
    I see no poll.

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      #3
      I see no CARB sticker.
      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

      Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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        #4
        ^^^ lulz.

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          #5
          Damn it.

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            #6
            hOlms
            seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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              #7
              Pics of said homeless sexiness will help the poll.

              Recent

              Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
              Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
              Lobsterbacks attack the town again
              Wrap all my things in aluminum
              Beams of darkness streak across the sky
              Pink rays from the ancient satellite
              Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
              Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                #8
                Hey now. Stop trying to stack the deck in your favor!

                JAM is probably facedown in a puddle of puke right now, so you must pardon him for not getting to the downtown Buffalo public library to post his handsome, but unstable, mug.
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                  #9
                  Ovulator, being modest and not nominating yourself?
                  Originally posted by blunt
                  i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                    #10
                    I am not a borderline character. I do not make babies for welfare money like Mr. wh33lhop.
                    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                      #11
                      I was gonna go with Newman for the hair, but gotta go with the red-eyed e30frosh, especially since he plays along so well!
                      '89 325i track sloot
                      '01 530i daily

                      -Enginerd

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                        #12
                        We need pics of each in the first post. I have not been stalking these guys recently and don't want to search.

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                          #13
                          I can send one from tonight if a small amount of begging ensues. But be warned, I am a master of begging!

                          Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                          Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                          Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                          Wrap all my things in aluminum
                          Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                          Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                          Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                          Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                            #14
                            Fuckit...I wanna win.

                            Andersons ear thread, and tonight after a few...
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                            Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                            Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                            Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                            Wrap all my things in aluminum
                            Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                            Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                            Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                            Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                              #15
                              I vote holmes...
                              1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                              You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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