time of the year again....halloween costumes

[jrobie79]

looking for some ideas for halloween costumes that are absolutely tasteless, offensive, very inapropriate.

had ideas to do something with steve mcnair, swayze, billy mays, or MJ, but couldnt really think of a good way to implement these into a costume that would cross the line, maybe wear a mcnair jersey over a skeleton costume or something to that effect.

lets here some sick twisted ideas

[der affe]

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:86256

[jrobie79]

hahaha not too shabby, thats a definite backup, i feel like current events or something of a person offends more ppl

[AndrewBird]

I'm going as Professor Membrane from Invader Zim:



Already got the gloves, and am customizing some goggles I have with custom made bubble lenses:







First vacuum forming test showed that the plastic picked up every little scratch and sanding mark in the mold, so some filler and fine sanding on the mold will be needed.

Also got a long black wig to make his hair. Going to stitch the hair into a bald cap and then gel/glue it into the lightening bolt shape. Getting a Tyvek lab coat to make a pattern out of as well to make his jacket. Not sure what I'm going to do about the boots yet.

[der affe]

a couple of years ago i rented a priest costume and went to walmart and bought a knee high toddler doll then attached it to my belt bent over infront of me. you get the idea.

then i took home a random and nailed her while wearing the priest costume for bonus points!

[crunk3]

a couple of years ago i rented a priest costume and went to walmart and bought a knee high toddler doll then attached it to my belt bent over infront of me. you get the idea.

then i took home a random and nailed her while wearing the priest costume for bonus points!

I like this

[Ray Smoodiver]

Nothing is more offensive than turning up to a party as Jim Belushi.

[deutschman]

my brother is going to ware a skin tight skin colored jump suet. he is going to put hands around his feat and feat on his hands and put a chicks head between his legs. then he is going to put a vagina around his neck so it looks like a chick is giving birth to him.

im not quite sure what i think i of that yet....

dont know what i am doing yet.

[deutschman]

ok i got a billy mays one.
dress like billy. tight blue jeans and a light blue dress shirt. get a container of oxy clean to carry around, fill it with powdered sugar and rub some around your nose.
and there you have it.

[dvs909]

Kanye west.

HEy bro im really happy about your costume and imma let you finish that beer, but i have the best halloween costume of all time.....

[Desaevious]

ok i got a billy mays one.
dress like billy. tight blue jeans and a light blue dress shirt. get a container of oxy clean to carry around, fill it with powdered sugar and rub some around your nose.
and there you have it.

I saw a kid as Billy Mays last year. He was marketing oxyclean like a motherfucker. Of course, Billy Mays wasn't dead yet so this was pretty damn original.



As for me? Stuck at work and having to work the next morning = no Halloween for me.

[Asbradley21]

[dvs909]

thats not a costume, thats e30slut

[deutschman]

thats not a costume, thats e30slut

[Asbradley21]

That was the point.