Tastes like raisins.

[e30trooper]

ugh i hate verizon, how do i make this a ring tone!

[Jand3rson]

I seriously cannot stop watching this and just giggling like a little bitch.

[Stephen]

I have it on tap on my itunes now.

[accident]

I seriously cannot stop watching this and just giggling like a little bitch.

this.

[der affe]

ugh i hate verizon, how do i make this a ring tone!

+10

[Bimmerman325i]

What phone do you have?

I used to make ringtones like this:

• get an audio editor and cut the file down to however long you want. More than 30 seconds and the call will go to voicemail for most phones/carriers, so be aware of that.
• You don't want a gargantuan file size, and phone speakers suck, so cut the bitrate as well. High quality really doesn't matter much for a phone, but if you are disappointed with the quality, raise the bit rate back up.
• If the mp3 doesn't need cutting, and your phone can handle stereo tunes, you then need to send it to your phone. For verizon, this used to work by emailing yourself the mp3 at yournumber _at_ verizonwireless _dot com or yournumber _at_ vzwpix _dot_ com. If verizon is kind, the tune will show up in your phone in under ten minutes, usually in one or two. Longer than that and Verizon is being verizon.
• If emailing doesn't work, and it no longer does for me, you have two options left. Option 1: use a usb or manufacturer supplied/purchased cable to tranfer it to your phone's memory. Simply drop the tune in with the other ringtones on the phone (search around in the phone's file directory). If the phone doesn't play .mp3 ring tones, go back to the audio editor and save the file in one that will work. Many phones that play mp3s you put on a card won't necessarily play mp3 ringtones.
• Option 2: hack the phone. This is really complicated and phone-dependent, and voids all sorts of warranties. Fun to do if you have time, but....you don't want to need to do this.
• Last bit of parting wisdom from having done this too many times. Most phones I have run into will not play ringtones you put on expansion SD cards. You have to copy it into the phone's memory, which entails option 1 or 2 above.
• Legal disclaimers: I have only done verizon phones, I hold no responsibility if your phone craps out and dies after trying this, do this at your own risk, etc etc, don't be stupid.

[Wh33lhop]

copy/pasted from gchat

friend: sup
Sent at 2:41 PM on Sunday

me: o hay
shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com

friend: LOLWUT
Sent at 2:47 PM on Sunday

friend: is it a loop?
Sent at 2:52 PM on Sunday
friend: btw you're terrible.

me: :P
Sent at 2:59 PM on Sunday

friend: LOOK AT MY HORSE
MY HORSE IS AMAZING
GODDAMN YOU
STUCK IN MY HEAD
FUCK YOU
Sent at 5:27 PM on Sunday

friend: LOOK AT MY GODDAMN HORSE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Sent at 9:28 AM on Monday

[der affe]

What phone do you have?

I used to make ringtones like this:

• get an audio editor and cut the file down to however long you want. More than 30 seconds and the call will go to voicemail for most phones/carriers, so be aware of that.
• You don't want a gargantuan file size, and phone speakers suck, so cut the bitrate as well. High quality really doesn't matter much for a phone, but if you are disappointed with the quality, raise the bit rate back up.
• If the mp3 doesn't need cutting, and your phone can handle stereo tunes, you then need to send it to your phone. For verizon, this used to work by emailing yourself the mp3 at yournumber _at_ verizonwireless _dot com or yournumber _at_ vzwpix _dot_ com. If verizon is kind, the tune will show up in your phone in under ten minutes, usually in one or two. Longer than that and Verizon is being verizon.
• If emailing doesn't work, and it no longer does for me, you have two options left. Option 1: use a usb or manufacturer supplied/purchased cable to tranfer it to your phone's memory. Simply drop the tune in with the other ringtones on the phone (search around in the phone's file directory). If the phone doesn't play .mp3 ring tones, go back to the audio editor and save the file in one that will work. Many phones that play mp3s you put on a card won't necessarily play mp3 ringtones.
• Option 2: hack the phone. This is really complicated and phone-dependent, and voids all sorts of warranties. Fun to do if you have time, but....you don't want to need to do this.
• Last bit of parting wisdom from having done this too many times. Most phones I have run into will not play ringtones you put on expansion SD cards. You have to copy it into the phone's memory, which entails option 1 or 2 above.
• Legal disclaimers: I have only done verizon phones, I hold no responsibility if your phone craps out and dies after trying this, do this at your own risk, etc etc, don't be stupid.

LG ENVY. i'll give it a shot in a bit.

[Streichholzschächtelchen]

myxertones, you can make your own last time I checked. Just make sure anything you send to your phone is free, sometimes they charge for their stuff so you gotta steer clear of that noise, pun intended.

[AndrewBird]

I just wireless connect my phone to my computer via bluetooth and copy any files I want over to it.

Sucks for all you guys.

[Bimmerman325i]

LG ENVY. i'll give it a shot in a bit.

Damn, my current phone....which I can't get to work. If you figure it out please let me know.

[Stephen]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Set as ringtone. Went off in class. Awkward, some scattered laughter and a very strange look from the prof.

[e30trooper]

I used to have t mob, with my nokia any mp3 was used a ringtone etc. this other crap sux!! Im in the making of a remix of this tho! :d

[Vedubin01]

here is an easy way to get or make ringtones. Its free to sign up... you just have to click though a few ads.

Anyway check it out...

http://www.myxer.com/

[accident]

It also doesnt work with verizon wireless. :p