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  • ACMF74
    E30 Fanatic
    • Nov 2005
    • 1245

    #1

    If I was going to have a mistress

    I'd make sure she would be hot...wtf?

    Now he threw away is marriage and career.


    He’s benched! Married ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips yesterday began “an extended leave of absence,” after admitting he had sex with a 22-year-old production assistant who a…



  • whiltebeitel
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2007
    • 2098

    #2
    According to the article, she seemed to be more of a convenience lay turned psycho. Probably one in a long line of many.
    '89 325i track sloot
    '01 530i daily

    -Enginerd

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    • quikveedb2
      R3VLimited
      • Sep 2007
      • 2258

      #3
      lol @ the "cheat sheet", and she looks a little better in some other pics, but still any chick thats gonna ruin you life better be pretty smokin'
      Originally posted by Dozyproductions
      You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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      • Charlie
        kid tested, administrator approved
        • Oct 2003
        • 6686

        #4
        He's in his 40's and married with 4 kids. Dude's gonna get whatever the fuck he can on the side. How many smoking hot chicks you know that are gonna jump on the knob of a married 3rd tier ESPN announcer?

        -Charlie
        Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
        '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
        FYYFF

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        • Restoman
          E30 Fanatic
          • Jun 2006
          • 1311

          #5
          Wife will usually give more hell to their husbands when the chick is uglier that they are. It's almost as if wives are proud of their husbands for being able to bang a hot chick. Overall they are still pissed.
          i'lldoitforacaravan

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          • FredK
            R3V OG
            • Oct 2003
            • 14747

            #6
            Originally posted by Charlie
            How many smoking hot chicks you know that are gonna jump on the knob of a married 3rd tier ESPN announcer?
            He's on TV. Third tier or not.

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            • allwheeldrive
              Wrencher
              • Jan 2008
              • 272

              #7
              Yeah, she's a sea pig either way you look at it. Too bad, i liked Steve Phillips way better than Joe Morgan and his Big Red Machine blabber.

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              • BillBrasky
                E30 Mastermind
                • Dec 2008
                • 1641

                #8
                It's a shame that it came to this. She was the best offensive line player in Midshipmen football history.

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                • Ryan Stewart
                  I Love Miatas
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 8978

                  #9
                  Originally posted by whiltebeitel
                  According to the article, she seemed to be more of a convenience lay turned psycho. Probably one in a long line of many.
                  Word, I mean look at what Bill Clinton was sticking cigars in. And that fucker was the President of the United States.
                  Im now E30less.
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