LHC - Large Hadron Collider - Jinxed from the future to protect the Universe?

[bimmerpirate]

[Fidhle007]

Roffles, I was waiting for that!

Yeah, that chick rapping is probably one of those kind of nerdy, doesn't really know how hot she is types who just goes wild if given the opportunity. I had an ex like that; Yale grad student at 18, then on to NYU and Juliard. She was a total n00b until I got to her and just turned into a complete freak once she figured out which end was up.

[der affe]

Did anyone else get the feeling the chic rapping in the video would be a complete FREAK in bed? Der Affe, you getting that vibe?

YES i do.
you can keep the "hot" bitches, give me an average nerdy girl and i will pound every opening in her body and have her asking for more.
nerdy girls FTW

[Farbin Kaiber]

AGAIN?

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

[mrsleeve]

McFly ??????

[E30Kaiser]

"It is based on mathematics, but you could explain it by saying that God rather hates Higgs particles and attempts to avoid them.” This is my kind of explanation, now I can start my jihad on Switzerland and France.

[kronus]

Hey Farbin, look at the date on that article ;)

[dirtysix]

One might assume that, if he traveled back in time, we didn't actually destroy the Earth???

[E30Kaiser]

One might assume that, if he traveled back in time, we didn't actually destroy the Earth???

He didn't say it destroyed the world, he said "It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." I for one would go back in time to stop it if I lived in a communist chocolate hellhole too.

[dirtysix]

You insult chocolate.

[E30Kaiser]

You insult chocolate.

I assume if Chocolate is tied to the word "hellhole" it is bad, that is all.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Hey Farbin, look at the date on that article ;)

Shhhh. I'm trying to stir debate.

[E30Nova]

So it's like Donnie Darko, but with science? :shock:

Matt

[Vedubin01]

[Farbin Kaiber]

Furthermore.