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  • BigD
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Jul 2006
    • 1085
    #1

    8 minutes worth of giggles

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIVCpzSQTPc


    This had me cackling out loud at work non stop. If there are any persians in the crowd, I love ya'll but man the insecurity results in the most epic bullshit ever.

    Coles notes: dude has a God vein in his ass that gives him 260hp, he can rip coins with his fingers, bend them with his eyes, lift cars with one hand and bangs his poor wife 15 times a day. Poor dude's so fat and out of shape he can barely get out of the couch.
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    • ak-
      R3V OG
      • May 2009
      • 12422
      #2
      Whackkk.
      The coin thing is a neat thing but lol @ the rest.
      He's Egyptian btw.

      1991 325iS turbo

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        • noE30
          R3VLimited
          • Jun 2008
          • 2260
          #3
          thats bull shit. says he has a medical exemption from work because hes so strong. haha

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          "All he needed was a wheel in his hand and four on the road"

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            • derrty 30
              E30 Addict
              • Oct 2009
              • 478
              #4
              thats so fake. the car was probably jacked up.

              When people ask you what car you drive and you say a BMW and they get all excited until they see it...
              my build thread. M50 swap, shaved bay, and wire tuck. http://www.e30tech.com/forum/showthread.php?t=87351

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                • Restoman
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 1311
                  #5
                  Self restraint? He must think this is 2000 B.C. when you could tell people you were a Demi-god and trick them into building pyramids for you.
                  Last edited by Restoman; 10-26-2009, 02:13 PM.
                  i'lldoitforacaravan

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                    • E3Oslut
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 37
                      #6
                      hahahaha he's so full of shit

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                        • z50_Jumper
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 1520
                          #7
                          His dad had 840hp!!! OMG!

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                            • ThaiRacer
                              Mod Crazy
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 799
                              #8
                              I wonder if he had vtak.... but really that guy is a pimp, sex 15 times a day?!!??!?!?!

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                                • ben312
                                  E30 Enthusiast
                                  • Jan 2009
                                  • 1139
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by z50_Jumper
                                  His dad had 840hp!!! OMG!
                                  think thats whp? or bhp?
                                  Originally posted by Beej '86 325es
                                  every time an M-tech 1 spoiler is destroyed, a baby seal dies.
                                  Originally posted by Jparkr
                                  The last thing we need are more of the retards on here thinking they are engineers too.
                                  87 325:83 jetta coupe:99 volvo c70:99 volvo s70

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                                    • Raxe
                                      R3V Elite
                                      • Nov 2006
                                      • 5346
                                      #10
                                      Definitely bhp. Bullshit horsepower.

                                      >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                                        • machined
                                          E30 Modder
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 901
                                          #11
                                          "I haven't slept since I was born"

                                          I, for one, think he's got his Chuck Norris impression DOWN.
                                          - skipping the E36 generation completely -

                                          Originally posted by Stephen
                                          Alot of newer cars do nothing for me

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                                            • ThaiRacer
                                              Mod Crazy
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 799
                                              #12
                                              Lol chuck norris got nothing on him

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                                                • bimmerpirate
                                                  E30 Addict
                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 561
                                                  #13
                                                  it got boring really fast. didnt watch it all.

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                                                    • shiftbmw
                                                      R3VLimited
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 2012
                                                      #14
                                                      "I drink melted butter and eat raw mutton."
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                                                      "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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                                                        • Ral
                                                          E30 Fanatic
                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                          • 1486
                                                          #15
                                                          ... you guys don't?
                                                          sigpic89 M3

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