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    8 minutes worth of giggles

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIVCpzSQTPc


    This had me cackling out loud at work non stop. If there are any persians in the crowd, I love ya'll but man the insecurity results in the most epic bullshit ever.

    Coles notes: dude has a God vein in his ass that gives him 260hp, he can rip coins with his fingers, bend them with his eyes, lift cars with one hand and bangs his poor wife 15 times a day. Poor dude's so fat and out of shape he can barely get out of the couch.
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    Whackkk.
    The coin thing is a neat thing but lol @ the rest.
    He's Egyptian btw.

    1991 325iS turbo

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      #3
      thats bull shit. says he has a medical exemption from work because hes so strong. haha

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        #4
        thats so fake. the car was probably jacked up.

        When people ask you what car you drive and you say a BMW and they get all excited until they see it...
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          #5
          Self restraint? He must think this is 2000 B.C. when you could tell people you were a Demi-god and trick them into building pyramids for you.
          Last edited by Restoman; 10-26-2009, 03:13 PM.
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            #6
            hahahaha he's so full of shit

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              #7
              His dad had 840hp!!! OMG!

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                #8
                I wonder if he had vtak.... but really that guy is a pimp, sex 15 times a day?!!??!?!?!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by z50_Jumper View Post
                  His dad had 840hp!!! OMG!
                  think thats whp? or bhp?
                  Originally posted by Beej '86 325es
                  every time an M-tech 1 spoiler is destroyed, a baby seal dies.
                  Originally posted by Jparkr
                  The last thing we need are more of the retards on here thinking they are engineers too.
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                    #10
                    Definitely bhp. Bullshit horsepower.

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                      #11
                      "I haven't slept since I was born"

                      I, for one, think he's got his Chuck Norris impression DOWN.
                      - skipping the E36 generation completely -

                      Originally posted by Stephen
                      Alot of newer cars do nothing for me

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                        #12
                        Lol chuck norris got nothing on him

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                          #13
                          it got boring really fast. didnt watch it all.

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                            #14
                            "I drink melted butter and eat raw mutton."
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                              #15
                              ... you guys don't?
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