8 minutes worth of giggles

[ben312]

His dad had 840hp!!! OMG!

think thats whp? or bhp?

[ThaiRacer]

I wonder if he had vtak.... but really that guy is a pimp, sex 15 times a day?!!??!?!?!

[z50_Jumper]

His dad had 840hp!!! OMG!

[E3Oslut]

hahahaha he's so full of shit

[Restoman]

Self restraint? He must think this is 2000 B.C. when you could tell people you were a Demi-god and trick them into building pyramids for you.

[derrty 30]

thats so fake. the car was probably jacked up.

[noE30]

thats bull shit. says he has a medical exemption from work because hes so strong. haha

[ak-]

Whackkk.
The coin thing is a neat thing but lol @ the rest.
He's Egyptian btw.

[BigD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIVCpzSQTPc

This had me cackling out loud at work non stop. If there are any persians in the crowd, I love ya'll but man the insecurity results in the most epic bullshit ever.

Coles notes: dude has a God vein in his ass that gives him 260hp, he can rip coins with his fingers, bend them with his eyes, lift cars with one hand and bangs his poor wife 15 times a day. Poor dude's so fat and out of shape he can barely get out of the couch.