Official - 'I can't believe this made the news' Thread

[CAOSyAMOR]

You all know what I'm talking about, it's those stupid, space-filling, job-justifying, facepalm articles that make you embarraced to even be of the same species as the people who are in, or write these breaking news stories..

Today I was enjoying lunch, catching up on the news, when I came across this story - OMFG stop the presses!!!


So.. What u got!?

[JPlue]

"But the quilts are what have her worried."

She certainly does look worried in that picture...

[payney8]

hahahha there is nearly a newspaper worth of the shit in our local the cairns post. Look it up on google

[ThaiRacer]

http://tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/accidents/tampa-woman-75-dies-hot-wiring-her-own-truck/1052104

[Massive Lee]

To some, an e30 is only a 25 year old heap of rusted junk, to others it is a cherished treasure...

[Hallen]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,575295,00.html

Woman Who Has 300 Orgasms a Day Meets Dream Man

Monday, November 16, 2009

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A woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found the man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends.
Michelle Thompson, who suffers from persistent sexual arousal syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams.
RELATED: Never Satisfied - The Curse of Persistent Sexual Arousal
But she has been with her neighbor Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is. They make love 10 times a day.
"Andrew has changed my life. I'm no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I've found it," Michelle told The News of the World newspaper in the U.K. "Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms."
Women who suffer from persistent sexual arousal syndrome experience spontaneous orgasms throughout the day, which may or may not accompany sexual activity. Many women describe the condition as debilitating and embarrassing.
Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time.
She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

[CAOSyAMOR]

To some, an e30 is only a 25 year old heap of rusted junk, to others it is a cherished treasure...

Valid point Lee, valid point.

All I'm saying is that should something happen to one of our 'cherished' E30's I doubt it would make headlines.. Unless for example somebody stole one and ran over an elderly woman crossing the street.

Now had somebody stolen the quilt and used it for the sole purpose of strangling somebody to death with it, THEN we would have a headline!

[e30trooper]

lol "She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off."

[dvs909]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,575295,00.html

Woman Who Has 300 Orgasms a Day Meets Dream Man

Monday, November 16, 2009

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A woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found the man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends.
Michelle Thompson, who suffers from persistent sexual arousal syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams.
RELATED: Never Satisfied - The Curse of Persistent Sexual Arousal
But she has been with her neighbor Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is. They make love 10 times a day.
"Andrew has changed my life. I'm no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I've found it," Michelle told The News of the World newspaper in the U.K. "Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms."
Women who suffer from persistent sexual arousal syndrome experience spontaneous orgasms throughout the day, which may or may not accompany sexual activity. Many women describe the condition as debilitating and embarrassing.
Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time.
She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

fuckin awesome. is she hot?

[Raxe]

Hahaha, that picture of them is priceless. The newspaper I read daily is full of retarded stories like this. I'll contribute soon.

[Hallen]

fuckin awesome. is she hot?

Looks like....
No.

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