What would you get your travel agent?

[gazellebeigem3]

Defiantly fat? Like... she is aggressive over her weight, so if you look at her crooked while she's inhaling a mandarin chicken salad with 2 quarts of sesame dressing on it, she'd kill you?

correct.

ohh you meant definitely?

no.

Anyway, there was this one woman I dealt with in customer service at a local company, and she sounded hot, and she was actually hot. One in a thousand chance though.

Indeed, the opposite has always been my experience. Shouldn't you be wearing a sombrero?

[STAGGERED M3]

That friday clip just made me Lmao Don't eva, eva eva , eva eva eva eva eva come by here again.

[daniel]

why don't you book her a flight.

[Erik]

why don't you book her a flight.

In your pants.

I agree though, cash is a blast!

[b*saint]

This place is like a.d.d. central. Ill prob just end up sending her money.

[e30=sexy]

i think you should call and book a flight..while talking to her say you wanna get your friend thats a girl a gift, but your not sure what to get. Ask her what she thinks would be a good gift..then you will get her opinion on what she would want.

[mrsleeve]

This is too easy and makes too much sense. That is not the R3V way you get minus 2 internetz

i think you should call and book a flight..while talking to her say you wanna get your friend thats a girl a gift, but your not sure what to get. Ask her what she thinks would be a good gift..then you will get her opinion on what she would want.

[DatUtahGuy]

^^ Agreed, I liked the dildo with the note idea, shows you really care.

[deutschman]

im going with a dick in a box. thats easy and all you need to do is buy the right box for the occasion.

[kid325e]

An edible arrangement. Very formal and thoughtful imo. google it. It's not sexual I swear.

[325_e30]

what if shes allergic to a certain type of fruit in that basket? money is the best option imo. or cock.

[blunttech]

i think you should call and book a flight..while talking to her say you wanna get your friend thats a girl a gift, but your not sure what to get. Ask her what she thinks would be a good gift..then you will get her opinion on what she would want.

yeah except shes going to think your a thoughtless drone when you give her that shit. how do any of you fuckers ever get laid??

[Red88]

yeah except shes going to think your a thoughtless drone when you give her that shit. how do any of you fuckers ever get laid??

Because women can't think that thoroughly. Who needs to when a cook book has step one through ten with no decisions to be made?

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

The edible arrangement is actually a good idea. The smell of cantaloupe is sure to get that fat waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles wet. Try and stop by there find out what she looks like, then next time it'll be easier.

[blunttech]

Because women can't think that thoroughly. Who needs to when a cook book has step one through ten with no decisions to be made?

i think youre paying the wrong women dude. my wife is miles smarter than i am.