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  • rhett325i
    E30 Addict
    • Jan 2005
    • 575

    #1

    Google intuitive searches

    When you type: "can I get" in google

    Google suggests: "can I get aids from swimming with black people"

    lolz anyone got any more good ones?
  • Atreus
    E30 Mastermind
    • Sep 2008
    • 1846

    #2
    "pregnant on my period"



    wtf
    1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
    1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
    1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
    1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
    1994 540i - Granitsilber

    Originally posted by scabzzzz
    I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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    • Restoman
      E30 Fanatic
      • Jun 2006
      • 1311

      #3
      I like to type in Obama every now and then. Let's just say that within a year the suggestions have "changed".
      i'lldoitforacaravan

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      • ben312
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Jan 2009
        • 1139

        #4
        Originally posted by Restoman
        I like to type in Obama every now and then. Let's just say that within a year the suggestions have "changed".
        obama:
        obama nobel peace prize
        obama approval rating
        obama birth certificate
        obama's health care plan
        obama school speech
        obama jokes
        obama calls kanye a jackass
        obama health care speech
        obama health care
        obama speech

        maybe it was just the way I read that but to me your post made it sound as if thier were bad things popping up. most of those see fine to me.
        Originally posted by Beej '86 325es
        every time an M-tech 1 spoiler is destroyed, a baby seal dies.
        Originally posted by Jparkr
        The last thing we need are more of the retards on here thinking they are engineers too.
        87 325:83 jetta coupe:99 volvo c70:99 volvo s70

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        • Beastolizer
          E30 Mastermind
          • Nov 2008
          • 1517

          #5
          Lol...this is called google suggest. Type really generic beginnings like, what, where, when, can.

          My all time favorite is when you search "what" and it suggests: "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad"

          Or "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"
          '91 Brilliantrot 318iS - Sold
          '95 e34 s50 Touring - P/O
          '87 Alpine White 325iS - Current

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          • Restoman
            E30 Fanatic
            • Jun 2006
            • 1311

            #6
            Originally posted by ben312
            obama:
            obama nobel peace prize
            obama approval rating
            obama birth certificate
            obama's health care plan
            obama school speech
            obama jokes
            obama calls kanye a jackass
            obama health care speech
            obama health care
            obama speech

            maybe it was just the way I read that but to me your post made it sound as if thier were bad things popping up. most of those see fine to me.
            Are you trying to be fucking difficult

            "Obama is"

            "Obama is a"

            Try that smart pants.
            i'lldoitforacaravan

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            • Scotaku
              Grease Monkey
              • Jun 2007
              • 365

              #7



              - Sco

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