Tiger Woods clubbed

[kishg]

The National Enquirer is now a source for reputable news? When did that happen?

since they merged with fox news under the "fair and balanced" umbrella

[bimmer_E30]

i would hit it...with a golf club.

[chadthestampede]

Apparently after looking into it, the police stated there were no domestic disputes and the only thing that happened is they slapped tiger woods with a $120 reckless driving charge. Talk about anticlimactic.

Of course, that begs the question, do we care at all about this situation?

The answer, of course, is no.

Here's more pictures of Tiger's debatably hot wife:

[daniel]

Here's more pictures of Tiger's debatably hot wife:

not very debatable to me.

[Beastolizer]

not very debatable to me.

+1

[Wh33lhop]

Seriously.

[joshh]

Maybe she doesn't put out.

[freeski27]

+1

+2

[ACMF74]

[whiltebeitel]

not very debatable to me.

Mas-debatable, maybe.

[chadthestampede]

doop de doo

to a different mistress I guess



and from his website:

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone. ...
The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
...
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

I can't decide if I feel sorry for him or not. He's such a likable guy.

[joshh]

I just don't understand these dumb fucks. If you're going to want more waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles than the one you married, don't get married.

[Wh33lhop]

[Maluco]

You got to hand it to Al Gore, the interwebz and global warming! Even though the global warming thing is finally going to have bullshit called upon it, the interwebz remain and oh what goodness it iz!

[daniel]

I'm pretty sure the only way I'd get tired of having sex with this woman is if we were married for five years and I had enough money to make cocktail waitresses pretend golf is a turn-on.