The flu

[accident]

I have it. Pretty sure it's the stomach flu. Liquid shooting out of my ass and mouth. I have a fever of 102 and feel dizzy. I'm dehydrated, but every time i drink water my stomach cramps up and continues until i force myself to barf.

This shit sucks, i'm broke and have no medicine. Recommendations to make me feel better?

[e30trooper]

I have it. Pretty sure it's the stomach flu. Liquid shooting out of my ass and mouth. I have a fever of 102 and feel dizzy. I'm dehydrated, but every time i drink water my stomach cramps up and continues until i force myself to barf.

This shit sucks, i'm broke and have no medicine. Recommendations to make me feel better?

Drink tea. Eat food. Drink OJ, eat soup . Smoke some bud JK , idk man i rarely every get sick (pretty much once a year if that ) But yea idk man , how long you been feelin like this? Somthing you ate tonight or the night b4?

[mikeedler]

I've been home for 2 days now-- feeling very dizzy when I get up-- I hope this crap goes away!!

[accident]

Drink tea. Eat food. Drink OJ, eat soup . Smoke some bud JK , idk man i rarely every get sick (pretty much once a year if that ) But yea idk man , how long you been feelin like this? Somthing you ate tonight or the night b4?

just last night and this morning. my fever went up and i cant keep any food down. even keeping water down is a battle. i feel like crap. i just want some pepto and 7up :(

[accident]

i thought it might be food related too until i got a fever and the rest of my body started to cramp. this is definitely the flu. :(

[FL318is]

http://www.aolhealth.com/symptom-checker/?sem=1&ncid=AOLHTH00170000000017&otim=1259758268&spid=28183972

Dude, check your symptoms. Remember swine (H1N1) flu is a flu. And I would suggest you get to a Dr.

Hydration is key. Gatotade or another supplement drink. Try pouring it over crushed ice. A cold compress to forehead and back of neck.

Hope you get better soon.

[Maluco]

I had the same thing a few weeks back. Alot of sleep, a bit of rice and chicken soup, Sprite/7up and some Tylenol to bring the fever down. I slept or laid there watching tv for most of it. Got rid of it in 1.5 days.

Don't cover up too much while having a fever. Also, if you can muster up the will, a shower at just under luke warm temperature will help bring down the fever. Drink lots of fluids as well.

Ok dear, take care.

[blunttech]

I have it. Pretty sure it's the stomach flu. Liquid shooting out of my ass and mouth. I have a fever of 102 and feel dizzy. I'm dehydrated, but every time i drink water my stomach cramps up and continues until i force myself to barf.

This shit sucks, i'm broke and have no medicine. Recommendations to make me feel better?

drink the liquid shooting out of your ass. its a sure cure. its like washing your hands with grease. it gets the other grease off

[der affe]

drink gatorade or even better pediolite for the sodium to make you retain water and the electrolites will help you rehydrate and most of the time it seems to help with the shittin like a showerhead too.

[1mz]

Drink tea. Eat food. Drink OJ, eat soup . Smoke some bud JK , idk man i rarely every get sick (pretty much once a year if that ) But yea idk man , how long you been feelin like this? Somthing you ate tonight or the night b4?

+ 1 on the bud haha, it should actually help settle your stomach

sorry to hear it dude, caught that shit this past summer, no fun.

[hugh jass]

food poisoning can give you a fever. if it is the flu, rest, drink lots of liquids when you can, take tylenol to reduce the fever and to feel better. you'll be alright. you don't need to see the doctor until your fever goes to 104 or if you want tamiflu to help shorten the duration.

[Yakinho]

+ 1 on the bud haha, it should actually help settle your stomach

sorry to hear it dude, caught that shit this past summer, no fun.

Hell no, do NOT get high while you have anything wrong with your stomach. Those bubble guts will make you feel like you're going to die. Joint pain, yes... Bubblies, no...

[equate975]

I guess if you can't go to a doctor, r3v is clearly the second best in giving medical advice.

[xwill112x]

^^ hmmm seems like Dr.r3v is suggesting smoking weed.. thats some great medical advice!

[accident]

I have no health insurance. :p

I think the worst of it is over, my fever is bouncing around between 99.9 and 101.0. I havent thrown up since 3am and the squirts seem to be slowing down. I'm finally able to keep water down, but i'm constantly thirsty and definitely dehydrated.