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    "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

    First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

    Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

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    Awesome idea. You should have made the guy dressed like Santa. You would have had crying kids running up your lawn.
    Originally posted by cabriodster87
    "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
    Originally posted by Kershaw
    i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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      #3
      aahahahahha

      Originally posted by whysimon
      WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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        #4
        Good one. I think the idea is great. But if it had been Santa Claus hanging from the ledge, it would have been as witty and people would have understood without panicking.
        Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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          #5
          :rofl:
          Originally posted by Simon S
          When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mtriple View Post
            :rofl:

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              #7
              That is epic, I would had tears from laughing watching some old lady try to rescue him. Looks crazy real though, good job.
              sigpic

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                #8
                very clever, I like it!

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                  #9
                  thats fucking awesome hahahahahaha!

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                    #10
                    Awe. I stand in awe.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                      Awe. I stand in awe.

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                        #12
                        Saw this in my work email last week.

                        Still funny though. Makes me wish I had a two story house.
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                          #13
                          hahahahaha that is awesome.

                          i can't believe Lee just made a somewhat useful suggestion ITT
                          http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                            #14
                            bwahahahahahaha
                            Originally posted by accident
                            I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
                            Discuss.
                            Originally posted by kronus
                            It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
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                              #15
                              So good!
                              tasty

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