Help! I need a title for my senior thesis!

[daniel]

my senior thesis is due in 20 hours-

it's on mail-in rebates/coupons/price promotions, specifically regarding manufacturer profits and consumer behavior. i want it to be relevant, clever, not boring, and slightly cheesy. i'm thinking something like "rebates: how companies reel you in with the lure of their price promotions." :D maybe that one is a little fishy.

any other ideas?

[Philo]

I'm king of procrastination and all, but isn't this something you should have planned out WAY in advance?

[daniel]

I'm king of procrastination and all, but isn't this something you should have planned out WAY in advance?

the title? not necessarily. usually i see what my paper is about based on the information i've included, then add the title.

[Philo]

Oh, I was confuzeed. I thought you still hadn't written it yet. lol. That will teach me to comprehend my reading a bit more.

"Rebates: To buy, or not to buy. Where are my coupons?"

[ALYKZANDYR]

Try this one: "corporations: they ninja fuck you in the ass with price promotions that cost you more in the long run."

[whiltebeitel]

A Deal at Any Cost

The Real Price of a Good Deal

[george graves]

Rebates: If you can master them, you can become the master-bator.

How about "rebates: the high cost of being lazy"

[Axxe]

Try this one: "corporations: they ninja fuck you in the ass with price promotions that cost you more in the long run."

Win.

[Philo]

/\ to that. I was going to ask which direction did you take the paper? Negative or positive? or is it an overall assessment of the topic?

[daniel]

/\ to that. I was going to ask which direction did you take the paper? Negative or positive? or is it an overall assessment of the topic?

it is a general "literature survey", not opinionated or anything.

boring, but that's econ for you.

[mrsleeve]

An inconvenient Deal

or

The truth in dollars and making cents of it all

[emoshun]

How to invest in croissants, and not gain weight.

I have to buy it because I have a coupon.

My coupon made me buy it.

Coupons: Saving or Costing us $$$.

[daniel]

I have to buy it because I have a coupon.

i like this idea. something like: "but there's a rebate!": something something blah blah promotions

and double boobed avatar posts ftw

[mrsleeve]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

well at least I now know people look at my posts, if they read them or not remains to be seen though ;)

[chadthestampede]

Rebates: The best unexpected thing you never knew you needed