Obama's Czars; Fisting: Lessons and Kits for All, Or

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  • Farbin Kaiber
    Lil' Puppet
    • Jul 2007
    • 29502

    #1

    Obama's Czars; Fisting: Lessons and Kits for All, Or

    How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fistgate...



    So, One of BHO's chief Czars of School Safety led a group that put on multiple "Seminars" on proper fisting technique.

    WTF is the government doing? If I have to take a class on how to take a shit to collect my tax refund, I'm gonna be pissed.
  • Vedubin01
    R3V Elite
    • Jun 2006
    • 5852

    #2
    maybe we can all pitch in and buy one of these "fisting kits" for M. Lee as a Christmas present.... that's if he celebrates Christmas!
    Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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    • dvs909
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Sep 2006
      • 1149

      #3
      gays are gay.

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      • joshh
        R3V OG
        • Aug 2004
        • 6195

        #4
        WOW....this is some sick shit.
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

        "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

        ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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        • whysimon
          Mod Crazy
          • Jan 2007
          • 659

          #5
          just when you think you've seen it all........

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          • Farbin Kaiber
            Lil' Puppet
            • Jul 2007
            • 29502

            #6
            I expect Obama to do a National TV spot on the subject of "Prostate; The Proper Method for Milking it For Everything it's Got" sometime after his removal of the Constitution and properly wedges himself into his third term in 2017.

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            • mrsleeve
              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
              • Mar 2005
              • 16385

              #7
              WTF I am truly speechless on this one
              Originally posted by Fusion
              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


              The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
              William Pitt-

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              • Farbin Kaiber
                Lil' Puppet
                • Jul 2007
                • 29502

                #8
                I've done it. I can go on with my life now that I've made him speechless.

                *Grabs fisting kit*

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                • Restoman
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 1311

                  #9
                  That Gay Bi group is off it's fucking rocker for sure. Who else but a bunch of homosexuals could come up with such a perverse idea.
                  i'lldoitforacaravan

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                  • Farbin Kaiber
                    Lil' Puppet
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 29502

                    #10
                    It does not matter that the sexuality of the people involved, it's that the government see it fit for them to be out "suggesting" how to live these lives.

                    Build roads, protect the borders, protect currency, run national parks, etc. But get the F outta people's bedrooms.

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                    • TexasTerp
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 3541

                      #11
                      This Admin never ceases to amaze me with the utterly reprehensible people that they appoint to office.
                      stephenbrody.com

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                      • emoshun
                        Mod Crazy
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 781

                        #12
                        I think the public school system should drop all sex ed all together, and teach kids hot to not get in debt, abuse credit cards, and practice saving money, so they don't continue to fuck the economy up like their parents did.

                        Let them fist away behind closed doors cause that shit doesn't affect us like inflation does.



                        WTB: e30 in So Cal

                        Originally posted by downernsp
                        See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                        • mrsleeve
                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 16385

                          #13
                          only took you 14k posts

                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                          I've done it. I can go on with my life now that I've made him speechless.

                          *Grabs fisting kit*
                          Originally posted by Fusion
                          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                          William Pitt-

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                          • Farbin Kaiber
                            Lil' Puppet
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 29502

                            #14
                            Told ya I'm a dedicated worker.

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                            • mrsleeve
                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 16385

                              #15
                              Your boss must love all the time you waste on here during the day

                              (oh BTW I got a early quit today thats why I am here so early)


                              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                              Told ya I'm a dedicated worker.
                              Originally posted by Fusion
                              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                              The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                              William Pitt-

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