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    Valet Underground

    hence why I never valet


    #2
    what jerks
    http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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      #3
      Yep, saw this on the news last night. How did they not notice the skid marks all over the parking garage every night?
      Originally posted by cabriodster87
      "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
      Originally posted by Kershaw
      i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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        #4
        LOL. They had some pretty fun RWD cars to drift in there. Miata. LOL.

        Originally posted by whysimon
        WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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          #5
          Garage Attendant: You guys got nothing to worry about, I'm a professional.
          Cameron: A professional what?


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            #6
            I never valet. You know why, I was a valet. I never stole anything from your car, but I did manage to kill a brand new Cadillac. I was driving it very hard, came to an abrupt stop, all the dash lights came on and the car was dead. I about got rear ended by another attendant driving just as hard when I didn't go. Good times. Cleared about 450 a week too. Gotta love the casinos.
            i'lldoitforacaravan

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              #7
              Now the last few seconds with the riced out RX-7 looks like some stock "scare" footage and has nothing to do with valet.
              i'lldoitforacaravan

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                #8
                This is terrible. That's like the equivalent of a babysitter beating your kids while you are not home.
                If I ever drive to a place that's valet, I'm definitely bringing my e30.




                Originally posted by Restoman View Post
                Now the last few seconds with the riced out RX-7 looks like some stock "scare" footage and has nothing to do with valet.
                How was that car "riced out" ?
                Originally posted by accident
                I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
                Discuss.
                Originally posted by kronus
                It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
                1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
                1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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                  #9
                  I think the massive wing counts as rice.
                  Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                  Do you feel like something is trying to penetrate your butthole?

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                    #10
                    looked pretty functional in a car that could be making gobs of power.

                    Some of that footage was pretty damn good!

                    Build, break, repair, repeat.
                    91 300zx TT
                    03 540i Msport
                    91 318is track
                    89 Isuzu Imark/lotus 24hr Lemons car

                    Originally posted by george graves
                    R3v is a very different kind of forum - don't come here with your bull shit - we'll actually take the time to call you on it.

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                      #11
                      Because lord knows he needs the extra down-force when entering the on-ramp. :p
                      Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                      Do you feel like something is trying to penetrate your butthole?

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                        #12
                        ive been to that hotel lol

                        Originally posted by Slangbox
                        Pretty sure if you removed the lights and plates, you'd disappear at night. Rockin' it Batman style--I like it.

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                          #13
                          I use to valet. Good time - good times. Thank you Mr. 996 driver.
                          Originally posted by Matt-B
                          hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                            #14
                            thought this was a velvet underground thread.

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                              #15
                              looks fun!
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