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  • pbr87
    E30 Modder
    • May 2008
    • 853

    #1

    Staples = FAIL

    That place fails SOOO fucking hard.
    I went there this morning to make copies.
    Had to load $ onto a Staples card.
    Paid for my copies (the machine broke).
    Then, when I went to buy a coke at the front of the store with the afforementioned card, the cashier said the card is only valid at their copy center. So....I pay for the soda with cash, only to find out that the soda is frozen (slushy).


    Anyone else agree that staples sucks REALLY FUCKING HARD?
    Any similar experiences?
    Originally posted by accident
    I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
    Discuss.
    Originally posted by kronus
    It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
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  • Desaevious
    No R3VLimiter
    • Aug 2007
    • 3810

    #2
    Nope, that store sucks balls. I work at Staples. My machines never break. My soda is never frozen. My soda is never warm either. We always have shit in stock.

    But the copy center kiosk is a pain in the ass, but the cards (they say copy center cards on them) are meant for people who make copies a shit load and its easier than bugging the copy center associate who usually have BIGGER PROJECTS than your copies going. The amount of people who make copies there is dozens an hour, what company would assign one person to ring people out for copies/faxes when a machine could do it?

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    • Erik
      R3V Elite
      • Oct 2005
      • 5370

      #3
      ^ Lol. I have always loved staples. I don't even need to make copies or drink soda.
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      • Jand3rson
        Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 37587

        #4
        I don't go to Staples, or Office Max, or any of those fucking places unless one of the local office supply places doesn't have what I'm looking for.

        The postal place down the street from me uses this outmoded stuff called CASH to pay for their copies. I find it works much better.

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        • Asbradley21
          E30 Mastermind
          • Jun 2008
          • 1938

          #5
          You have a locally owned office supply place? Lucky.
          I go to staples only for UPS.

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          • Jand3rson
            Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 37587

            #6
            We have like 5 of them, lol.

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            • Fidhle007
              I can fly, motherfucker
              • Oct 2005
              • 7209

              #7
              Originally posted by pbr87
              That place fails SOOO fucking hard.
              I went there this morning to make copies.
              Had to load $ onto a Staples card.
              Paid for my copies (the machine broke).
              Then, when I went to buy a coke at the front of the store with the afforementioned card, the cashier said the card is only valid at their copy center. So....I pay for the soda with cash, only to find out that the soda is frozen (slushy).


              Anyone else agree that staples sucks REALLY FUCKING HARD?
              Any similar experiences?
              Why are you whining? It sounds like you grabbed the wrong soda and are complaining about the usual hassle of dealing with a big box store/service.
              Last edited by Fidhle007; 12-20-2009, 11:26 AM.
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              • pbr87
                E30 Modder
                • May 2008
                • 853

                #8
                Originally posted by Fidhle007
                Why are you whining?
                Because I'm an annoying little bitch!

                Good enough reason for you?
                Originally posted by accident
                I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
                Discuss.
                Originally posted by kronus
                It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
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                • z31maniac
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 17566

                  #9
                  Why are you doing a woman's job?
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                  • pbr87
                    E30 Modder
                    • May 2008
                    • 853

                    #10
                    Originally posted by z31maniac
                    Why are you doing a woman's job?
                    :rofl:
                    I don't know. My brain practically exploded upon seeing this post.
                    Originally posted by accident
                    I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
                    Discuss.
                    Originally posted by kronus
                    It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
                    1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
                    1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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                    • george graves
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 19986

                      #11
                      Originally posted by z31maniac
                      Why are you doing a woman's job?
                      One of the best posts of 2009.
                      Originally posted by Matt-B
                      hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                      • daceface
                        Member
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 40

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Desaevious
                        Nope, that store sucks balls. I work at Staples. My machines never break. My soda is never frozen. My soda is never warm either. We always have shit in stock.

                        But the copy center kiosk is a pain in the ass, but the cards (they say copy center cards on them) are meant for people who make copies a shit load and its easier than bugging the copy center associate who usually have BIGGER PROJECTS than your copies going. The amount of people who make copies there is dozens an hour, what company would assign one person to ring people out for copies/faxes when a machine could do it?

                        i agree, that store sucks, i too work at Staples...and i have never had any of those problems.

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                        • BenM
                          R3VLimited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 2184

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pbr87
                          Because I'm an annoying little bitch!
                          Finally, some truth in your posts.
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                          • JTapper
                            E30 Modder
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 847

                            #14
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                            • bimmerpirate
                              E30 Addict
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 561

                              #15
                              I like the Staples around here. Free Wifi. :D

                              never go in though.

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