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[Fast Frankie]

This thread is in denial, like a fat chick who buys low rise jeans.

there you have it, the best thing to come from this thread

[accident]

This thread is in denial, like a fat chick who buys low rise jeans.

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[DatUtahGuy]

It already did.

This thread is in denial, like a fat chick who buys low rise jeans.

[Fidhle007]

It already did.

[Streichholzschächtelchen]

Mucus replied telling me to shut the f_ck up.

And your witty response? You gotta respond, this thread must not fail!

[ak-]

Mucus replied telling me to shut the f_ck up.

[ALYKZANDYR]

Yeah, 10 years from now if you look out you window at night and see a man with a chainsaw standing in your yard, it is probably him.

[ansonivan]

Dude is probably calmly plotting some absurdly complicated form of revenge, ten years from now, when everyone has forgotten about this thread he'll strike. :)

[BustaRhymes325i]

has he friended any of you clowns?

[Massive Lee]

Thread fail til now, indeed.

Something that nobody has highlighted yet is that the guy was really desperate for friends. So desperate that on the first occasion he gets, he looks for friends on Face(palm)book. But never as epic as last month's burglary when they caught the guy the same day. When he commited to home break-in, he took the time to log on his Facebook account on the house's computer, but not to log out...

[Jaxx_]

DAMNIT! i read all 19 pages and the thread fails. lame.

[Fidhle007]

This is officially old now.

[e30edward]

That's what I thought.

This is what we should all do now haha

[SA E30]

+2 Seems he's not going to show up here....

Maybe if we just start adding him and sending him the link to the thread he'll realize how big it's getting and join us here. :)

That's what I thought.

[e30edward]

^^+1

+2 Seems he's not going to show up here....

Maybe if we just start adding him and sending him the link to the thread he'll realize how big it's getting and join us here. :)