Originally posted by wildstoats
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One that my cousins and I do when we're hanging out:
"Here's to the breezes, that blows through the trees's, that lifts the skirts above the knees's, that shows the place that teases, pleases, and spreads diseases, here's to snatch, down the hatch!"
Something else cool I stumbled on. I guess it could be a toast... if your company has a longer attention span...
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager.
BARMEN.-Geno
'87 325is (s52'd)
'95 525iT
'02 Range Rover 4.6 HSE
'98 Disco 1
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Originally posted by shiftbmw View PostDid you mean "Prost"?
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Originally posted by shiftbmw View PostDid you mean "Prost"?
http://www.miloop.se/film_view.aspx?movie=1123
So not a complete loss, haha.
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some good ones on here so far, I will no longer be the guy who drinks all your beer.
I'll be the guy who drinks all your beer AND gives you something clever to say when those girls your always talking about actually come over, they still can't drink my liquor though, I don't care if they can put their feet behind their head, if they can literally suck a golf ball through a garden hose, or if they invented coil over suspension, pitch is pitch, and you brought a bi**h."We can't drink here.... This is frat country"
Originally posted by Farbin KaiberI'm gonna quote a lot of you later this year.
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Wow, I was totally thinking of something else.
I guess I'm thinking of drinking SONGS.
I used to go Hashing, and we would always sing the raunchiest songs.
*I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store;*
*I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore...*
A woman asked for some grass seed...
Grass seed she wanted, MY seed she got!
*I don't work there anymore, hey!*
*Always the same, other two lines change...*
A woman came in for some carpet...
Carpet she wanted, SHAGGED she got!
etc.
I'd have to think for some more, I haven't been hashing in FOREVER.Slicktop City!
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