Do girls suck at back massages?

[Farbin Kaiber]

My woman is a massage therapist. It's quite wonderful.

[Ryan Stewart]

No, but they make up for it in other ways.

[SpecM]

what kind of girls are you guys with? my 130 lb wife can bring tears to my eyes when she massages my back. accually, I just had a bad headace an hour ago and she rubbed that right out of my neck.

[Optimator]

Exactly.

If it's not deep tissue, there is no point. Unless you're looking for something mikeedler posted about.

Yes, I would think your tissues would be rather deep, hiding behind nature's blanket. A 2" insulating layer of lard.

what kind of girls are you guys with? my 130 lb wife can bring tears to my eyes when she massages my back. accually, I just had a bad headace an hour ago and she rubbed that right out of my neck.

Interesting. Is she competitive in her cage fighting bracket?

[SamE30e]

But I think you're talking about girlfriends. GF's dont wanna work very hard... Girlfriends are lazy sluts, typically speaking.

They will massage your back for 30 seconds and then expect you to rub theirs for like 20 minutes.

[Maluco]

what kind of girls are you guys with? my 130 lb wife can bring tears to my eyes when she massages my back. accually, I just had a bad headace an hour ago and she rubbed that right out of my neck.

no shit... if you feel you really need a deep tissue rib massage then by all means have some beefy man who chooses to massage men as a job/career!

[StereoInstaller1]

befriend a girl that works as a message therapist

I have a girl on my pool team who is about 5' on a tall day in heels. She owes me massage time, but is skeered!

[Patches]

The only good back massage Iv gotten was from a girl who went to a massage therapy school.
Other then that they arent that good.

I usualy just opt for a back scratch, which I usually end up falling asleep then.

[yberther]

I dated a girl that went through massage therapy school. She graduated, then broke up with me. She was pretty good, I gotta say.

But I think you're talking about girlfriends. GF's dont wanna work very hard... Girlfriends are lazy sluts, typically speaking.

this.

[george graves]

Do girls suck at back massages?

Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

[TheB1G Lebowski]

I get my wife to use her elbows to get the kinks out.

[TheB1G Lebowski]

Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

^^^Priceless, my fav quote from that movie.

[Wh33lhop]

My woman is a massage therapist. It's quite wonderful.

[s0urce]

Dear OP, quit getting back massages from men. Maybe then, you'll appreciate the touch of a woman.

No but really, I've gotten a few massages in my life. There is this Chick at burke williams in Santa Monica. She's a total amazon woman, but boy does she know how to rub me down.

[Brian 89 325i]

I've got really bad bone spurs so my shoulder blades sounds like a rock tumbler, and for the most part women do suck at back massage. My current girl is decent, but it taks a LOT of prompting to get her to really dig in. I used to have this g/f that would use her elbows and knees, it was freaking great.