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  • CreamE30
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Mar 2008
    • 1177

    #1

    Treadmill Fail

    Has anybody ever eaten shit (aka fell/fallen) off a treadmill? I just did in my college gym today. Shit sucked but I was mostly with friends so no real embarrassment to be had. Was watching the damn hockey trick shots.
    <---Goodnight, sweet prince

    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



    Originally posted by Brandon12V
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  • ACMF74
    E30 Fanatic
    • Nov 2005
    • 1245

    #2
    i saw a woman trip up doing approx about 7mph on a tread mill and was thrown to the wall.....i couldn't stop laughing

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    • CreamE30
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Mar 2008
      • 1177

      #3
      I think I was at about 7.5/8 before I wrecked, I couldn't grab the emergency stop thingy in time.
      <---Goodnight, sweet prince

      Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



      Originally posted by Brandon12V
      unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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      • iwantspeed
        No R3VLimiter
        • Dec 2007
        • 3164

        #4
        I was running on a treadmill one time and instead of waiting till it slowed down I just tried to jump off and I almost ate it.


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        • Maluco
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2005
          • 6572

          #5
          I've come close to it a few times... getting off and walking after being on one for 45+ mins feels weird. The stop thing is supposed to be clipped to your shirt, isn't it? But you might as well wear a helmet if you are going to be clipping that thing to yourself in the public.

          we need some visuals.









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          • bmwE30/541
            Advanced Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 135

            #6
            yes 6 in the morn cuttn weight idk what happened shut my eyes for like tad second i was so tired fell it cut the shit out of me and was bleeding idk was top 5 most retard moments of my life.

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            • Maluco
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2005
              • 6572

              #7
              Originally posted by bmwE30/541
              yes 6 in the morn cuttn weight idk what happened shut my eyes for like tad second i was so tired fell it cut the shit out of me and was bleeding idk was top 5 most retard moments of my life.
              your group of words, or what you may wish was a sentence, is retarded.

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              • CreamE30
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Mar 2008
                • 1177

                #8
                I'd say it was a combination of the first two .gifs. I wasn't dancing, but I tried to catch myself, and I did eventually just roll off, but I didn't get spun around.

                oh and my shoes didn't fly off...damnit that would have been great
                <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                Originally posted by Brandon12V
                unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                • pbr87
                  E30 Modder
                  • May 2008
                  • 853

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Maluco
                  I've come close to it a few times... getting off and walking after being on one for 45+ mins feels weird. The stop thing is supposed to be clipped to your shirt, isn't it? But you might as well wear a helmet if you are going to be clipping that thing to yourself in the public.

                  we need some visuals.




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                  • CreamE30
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 1177

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bmwE30/541
                    yes 6 in the morn cuttn weight idk what happened shut my eyes for like tad second i was so tired fell it cut the shit out of me and was bleeding idk was top 5 most retard moments of my life.
                    great the only other person who's done it is actually retarded
                    <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                    Originally posted by Brandon12V
                    unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                    • AndrewBird
                      The Mad Scientist
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 11892

                      #11


                      Jump to 1:00 for the fall and 1:10 for the high speed take of it.

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                      • stegosaurus
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 367

                        #12
                        When I was 8 my friend and I had the great idea of maxing out the treadmill and jumping on it. I ended up with my face jammed between the treadmill and the wall. It felt like my ear was about to fall off. My parents weren't too pleased.
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                        • StereoInstaller1
                          GAS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22679

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CreamE30
                          great the only other person who's done it is actually retarded

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                          • xlr8rbob
                            Grease Monkey
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 302

                            #14
                            thats funny you mention this. i almost ate it today! was at about 6.5 when a protein shake burp caught me off gaurd. im kinda like spiderman, so i avoided any embarrassment quite gracefully.
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                            • ACMF74
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 1245

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Maluco
                              your group of words, or what you may wish was a sentence, is retarded.

                              I've gotten used to R3V grammar..... kinda need to read between the lines on some posts.

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