The Nigerians are getting a little smart

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  • Restoman
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jun 2006
    • 1311

    #1

    The Nigerians are getting a little smart

    Maybe they are actually proof reading their emails now. I received this one today.

    Greetings,

    Wishing you a happy new year as I hope this e-mail reaches you in a good manner. Actually, my name is Rosalina Madrigales and I am a retired surgeon formerly based in Dallas, Texas. The reason as to why you are receiving this e-mail is because me and my husband have decided to give out our Yorkie puppy for adoption completely free, we lost our only son 2 years back and after my husband got retired, we decided to worship God and assist towards Kingdom Works. We have successfully relocated to United Kingdom as we are presently located in Manchester, United Kingdom.

    The Yorkie weighs 1.3 LBS at 9 weeks and should be a maximum of 3.00 LBS when fully grown. She is very friendly with Children and fits both palm of your hands, she has AKC/CERF registration, she is a female and completely Adorable, Sociable with great personalities and very good bloodlines. She is completely vet-checked, up to date on her shots and deforming and she has been given a great health guarantee. She was recently checked by a licensed Vet Doctor for heart, knees, skin, correct bite, and eyes and results came out clean. Bottom and straight sides, tender and cute looking. She will come along with a Travel Crate, AKC/CERF Registered Papers, Toys, Birth Certificate and also some Pedigree dog food.

    She is completely sweet and well behaved as she has early Potty Training, she is lovable and healthy with no deforming. The only reason we are giving her out is because we do not have time to take care of her anymore and we have a lot of adults ( Church Choirs, Workers ) whom come to our house daily and we are scared of having her hurt as we can't stand to see her in any pain. I need you to promise me that you will take good care of her as she will be a new family member in which you shall NOT regret, our neighborhood is full of adults and most of them hardly have time for pets. If you know you won't take good care of her and will be too busy, please do NOT reply this e-mail. Only reply if you promise to take care of her, I have also attached 3 pictures of her so please scroll down for her pictures.

    We are willing to give her to you, if you agree to accept her into your family, care and love her, I will include all of the following below:

    AKC Registration Papers
    Travel Crate
    Current vaccinations
    Birth Certificate
    Shot Book
    Health Guarantee
    Certificate of Good Health
    Toys and Food
    Several Dog Magazine's
    We are willing to give you our yorkie for free. In order to have her delivered to your door step or the nearest Airport around you, it will cost you the sum of $300. She can be delivered any where in USA as it would only take about 3 to 4 days to have her delivered, for both our safety, I require that we use PayPal for payment. PayPal, you are able to reverse payment if you do not receive her. If you are interested, please reply me with your name, address, phone number and also let me know if PayPal is suitable for you.

    Rosalina Madrigales.
    i'lldoitforacaravan
  • e30-RTN
    E30 Addict
    • Jan 2008
    • 461

    #2
    Seems Legit....Do it.
    Enter the Internet!

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    • TexasTerp
      No R3VLimiter
      • Jan 2009
      • 3541

      #3
      dude it's a foreign yorkie, grab that shit! don't forget to give them you're SSn and bank account numbers to really prove it's you!
      stephenbrody.com

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      • jeffw
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Sep 2008
        • 1087

        #4
        Originally posted by TexasTerp
        dude it's a foreign yorkie, grab that shit! don't forget to give them you're SSn and bank account numbers to really prove it's you!
        haha no shit. ANY spam mails are trash.

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        • george graves
          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
          • Oct 2003
          • 19986

          #5
          What? No picture? You throw a cute picture in there and I can give you the email of thirty people that would fall for it.
          Originally posted by Matt-B
          hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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          • Raxe
            R3V Elite
            • Nov 2006
            • 5346

            #6
            "The reason as to why you are receiving this e-mail is because me and my husband have decided to give out our Yorkie puppy for adoption completely free, we lost our only son 2 years back and after my husband got retired, we decided to worship God and assist towards Kingdom Works."

            Totally relevant.

            >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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            • dannyg
              E30 Mastermind
              • Mar 2007
              • 1553

              #7
              1993 325ic Schwarz/Natur
              1991 318is Black/Black - Slicktop - Project s52
              1989 Alpine White/Black M3 S52
              1988 Henna/Pearl M3 <3

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              • 87e30
                R3V Elite
                • Jul 2008
                • 5676

                #8
                :rofl: That's so retarded, who the fuck falls for that shit.
                Originally posted by z31maniac
                I just hate everyone.

                No need for discretion.

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                • Fast Frankie
                  Grease Monkey
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 336

                  #9
                  what good comes out of Nigeria?

                  Build, break, repair, repeat.
                  91 300zx TT
                  03 540i Msport
                  91 318is track
                  89 Isuzu Imark/lotus 24hr Lemons car

                  Originally posted by george graves
                  R3v is a very different kind of forum - don't come here with your bull shit - we'll actually take the time to call you on it.

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                  • Wh33lhop
                    R3V OG
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 11705

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TexasTerp
                    dude it's a foreign yorkie, grab that shit! don't forget to give them you're SSn and bank account numbers to really prove it's you!
                    I thought that's what it was coming to, some info they "need" to run a background check through ebaysafepay.com or some bullshit. Honestly that might have been the smarter move.

                    But I suppose they can also send you a tiny empty box and provide the tracking number to paypal and fool their useless buyer protection program.
                    paint sucks

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                    • Desaevious
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 3810

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fast Frankie
                      what good comes out of Nigeria?

                      SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                      No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                      • BraveUlysses
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 3781

                        #12
                        They are getting pretty smart:



                        Or their victims are just so, so, so stupid.

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