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  • ck_taft325is
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2007
    • 6880

    #16
    In my HOA neighborhood we're not allowed to park on the street due in most part to a Police officers house burning nearly to the ground while the Fire Department couldn't make it up to the house because people where parked on both sides of the street ridiculously far from the curb (assholes). So, when my wife's sisters come over (5 in total), with a very tight 4 car drive way and 3 cars already, I park one on the lawn for a few hours until they leave. I literally parked my car on the lawn, walked inside and socialized for 30 minutes, walked out to smoke a cigarette and there was a tow truck backing onto my lawn. MY LAWN. No notices. I told him that if he drives on my lawn I'll be pushing for a completely new lawn and that while I realize it's his job and he's just doing it, it'll be a huge head ache. I moved the car to my neighbors driveway (after getting the okay) and called the HOA and just went off. They told me that any parking spot has to be gravel or concrete. So I gravelled my front lawn (a good portion) and right next to my driveway. Looked like ass until they tried to fine me for not getting an "okay" from them first. I argued it at a HOA meeting and was told I had to return my yard back to lawn...
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    • Farbin Kaiber
      Lil' Puppet
      • Jul 2007
      • 29502

      #17
      This is why I have a fucking brokedown tractor on my property. And the toilet out by the stoop works great for potted flowers. ;)

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      • accident
        R3V OG
        • Sep 2008
        • 7303

        #18
        god, i fucking hate HOAs. Mine tried to fine me because my car was in my driveway after getting wrecked. They bitched about oil on MY driveway. ugh.

        Originally posted by ROLLingKING
        i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
        Originally posted by slammin.e28
        Moral of this story?

        If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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        • george graves
          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
          • Oct 2003
          • 19986

          #19
          Where the hell is that thread about the guy that got his car booted by the HOA and then bought dollies, and rolled the car into his garage where they leaglly were not able to tow it? Think it was a VW or Audi?
          Originally posted by Matt-B
          hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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          • mrsleeve
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Mar 2005
            • 16385

            #20
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

            was BUILT s4 and I think it was over on vortex or audifourms
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
            William Pitt-

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            • pureaudio
              E30 Enthusiast
              • May 2009
              • 1123

              #21
              I love that HOA does not exist in my neighborhood. All my neighbors stick to themselves for the most part and I don't really care what they do with their own property, pretty sure they feel the same way about me.
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              • shiftbmw
                R3VLimited
                • Oct 2005
                • 2012

                #22
                I will never live anywhere with a HOA. Period.
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                "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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                • assoutE12
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 694

                  #23
                  this is why i bought the house that I did on the east side, fuck that shit.

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                  • Stephen
                    Шлем ишака
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 10774

                    #24
                    I dont think i could stand that. I think a solution would to start doing graffiti art on large portions of plywood and leaving them on the lawn when done.

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                    • xwill112x
                      Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 4236

                      #25
                      where i live, if a tow truck was backing onto a yard for someone's car for so me stupid shit as that, somene would litteraly be shot. i park my car in the grass, who gives a fuck, its my fucking yard. its amazing at the difference of where i live, and where other people live.
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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502

                        #26

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                        • SamE30e
                          R3V Elite
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 4319

                          #27
                          Originally posted by mrsleeve
                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                          was BUILT s4 and I think it was over on vortex or audifourms
                          Link it!
                          1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                          • mrsleeve
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 16385

                            #28
                            Farbin WTF did you move to a full on Stereotypical CA import infested Subdivision or something





                            Originally posted by SamE30e
                            Link it!
                            Dude I am not gonna go searching for it. fuck that was at least a year if not 2 or more ago.

                            Here I will give you the cliffs

                            Dude comes home for lunch parks w/ his pass

                            Gets booted 2 boots IIRC. Dude goes and buys 4 car dollies, jacks up car with boots, and puts on dollies.

                            Rolls car into garage shuts door and waits for the fun to begin

                            Boot company wants its money and wants know WTF happed to his boots

                            funny ensues
                            Originally posted by Fusion
                            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                            William Pitt-

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                            • Farbin Kaiber
                              Lil' Puppet
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 29502

                              #29
                              Originally posted by mrsleeve
                              Farbin WTF did you move to a full on Stereotypical CA import infested Subdivision or something







                              Dude I am not gonna go searching for it. fuck that was at least a year if not 2 or more ago.

                              Here I will give you the cliffs

                              Dude comes home for lunch parks w/ his pass

                              Gets booted 2 boots IIRC. Dude goes and buys 4 car dollies, jacks up car with boots, and puts on dollies.

                              Rolls car into garage shuts door and waits for the fun to begin

                              Boot company wants its money and wants know WTF happed to his boots

                              funny ensues


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                              • mrsleeve
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 16385

                                #30
                                thank you, still didnt answer my question

                                and why were you 2 fucking on the lawn anyway???? I assume this is the complaint they are referencing
                                Originally posted by Fusion
                                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                William Pitt-

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