In my HOA neighborhood we're not allowed to park on the street due in most part to a Police officers house burning nearly to the ground while the Fire Department couldn't make it up to the house because people where parked on both sides of the street ridiculously far from the curb (assholes). So, when my wife's sisters come over (5 in total), with a very tight 4 car drive way and 3 cars already, I park one on the lawn for a few hours until they leave. I literally parked my car on the lawn, walked inside and socialized for 30 minutes, walked out to smoke a cigarette and there was a tow truck backing onto my lawn. MY LAWN. No notices. I told him that if he drives on my lawn I'll be pushing for a completely new lawn and that while I realize it's his job and he's just doing it, it'll be a huge head ache. I moved the car to my neighbors driveway (after getting the okay) and called the HOA and just went off. They told me that any parking spot has to be gravel or concrete. So I gravelled my front lawn (a good portion) and right next to my driveway. Looked like ass until they tried to fine me for not getting an "okay" from them first. I argued it at a HOA meeting and was told I had to return my yard back to lawn...
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This is why I have a fucking brokedown tractor on my property. And the toilet out by the stoop works great for potted flowers. ;)Comment
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god, i fucking hate HOAs. Mine tried to fine me because my car was in my driveway after getting wrecked. They bitched about oil on MY driveway. ugh.
Originally posted by ROLLingKINGi have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.Originally posted by slammin.e28Moral of this story?
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Where the hell is that thread about the guy that got his car booted by the HOA and then bought dollies, and rolled the car into his garage where they leaglly were not able to tow it? Think it was a VW or Audi?Originally posted by Matt-Bhey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?Comment
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was BUILT s4 and I think it was over on vortex or audifourmsThe American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de TocquevilleOriginally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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where i live, if a tow truck was backing onto a yard for someone's car for so me stupid shit as that, somene would litteraly be shot. i park my car in the grass, who gives a fuck, its my fucking yard. its amazing at the difference of where i live, and where other people live.sigpicComment
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Farbin WTF did you move to a full on Stereotypical CA import infested Subdivision or something
Dude I am not gonna go searching for it. fuck that was at least a year if not 2 or more ago.
Here I will give you the cliffs
Dude comes home for lunch parks w/ his pass
Gets booted 2 boots IIRC. Dude goes and buys 4 car dollies, jacks up car with boots, and puts on dollies.
Rolls car into garage shuts door and waits for the fun to begin
Boot company wants its money and wants know WTF happed to his boots
funny ensuesThe American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de TocquevilleOriginally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
William Pitt-Comment
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Farbin WTF did you move to a full on Stereotypical CA import infested Subdivision or something
Dude I am not gonna go searching for it. fuck that was at least a year if not 2 or more ago.
Here I will give you the cliffs
Dude comes home for lunch parks w/ his pass
Gets booted 2 boots IIRC. Dude goes and buys 4 car dollies, jacks up car with boots, and puts on dollies.
Rolls car into garage shuts door and waits for the fun to begin
Boot company wants its money and wants know WTF happed to his boots
funny ensues
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thank you, still didnt answer my question
and why were you 2 fucking on the lawn anyway???? I assume this is the complaint they are referencingThe American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de TocquevilleOriginally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
William Pitt-Comment



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