Danica patrick is not that hot

[worangejuice]

Yeah, not that hot, maybe it's just the stupid godaddy commercials that act like the internet is not around, like those tame commercials are so sultry.........

[Be30mer]

In all seriousness, there are some better fishes in the sea. But if I had the chance,
Id turn that filet mignon into shredded beef
I would ground that meat into a cheeseburger
would change her oil with my dipstick
Would wreck her oil pan with my crankshaft, and finish it off by playing her valves with my camshaft

[Ray Smoodiver]

I'm really not attracted to her and don't rate her, but s'if you wouldn't pass up a fit chick gagging for cock. It's not like she's a 700 year old 300lb leper.

PS: Would leave her face looking like a painter's radio.

Would smash the beef out of her badly packed kebab.

C-c-c-c-combo!

[Iain]

I'm really not attracted to her and don't rate her, but s'if you wouldn't pass up a fit chick gagging for cock. It's not like she's a 700 year old 300lb leper.

PS: Would leave her face looking like a painter's radio.

Would smash the beef out of her badly packed kebab.

[Alkasquawlik]

I'd smash into her harder than when Dale Earnhardt hit that wall.

[Iain]

No f*cking way, are you f*cking serious? I thought that sh*t was banned. G*d da*n, you learn some seriously useful sh*t everyday.

I've never met anyone with stars in their mouth. A/S/L?

I would wrench her womb asunder with my mighty spam hammer.

I'd pound her like the fist of an angry God.

I'd fold her like a deckchair.

I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

I'd plunder and pillage her vagina like a viking raiding party.

And so on, and so forth.

[decay]

i'd rearrange her organs in a minute.

remember also; she can outdrive all of us, or she wouldn't be in her line of work. i'd rather have a wife that wins trophies than a trophy wife, but maybe that's just me.

[decay]

i'd rearrange her organs in a minute.

remember also; she can outdrive all of us, or she wouldn't be in her line of work. i'd rather have a wife that wins trophies than a trophy wife, but maybe that's just me.

[e34john]

she does have a nice ass though

That ass is not that nice.

I'd rather have any of the Force girls.

[ben312]

someone should sig this. :rofl:

why don't you?

[MaloventEvil]

I would wrench her womb asunder with my mighty spam hammer.

someone should sig this. :rofl:

[Alkasquawlik]

Rule #1 is now in effect. Post pics or ban.

kthx

and I agree with TurdE30 here, post pic of your gf/wife/SO

[TDE30]

Hey f*ckface, brevity is the soul of wit.

It would have sufficed to say "no f*cking way!" I think I would have laughed; instead your post turned rather verbose and tried my patience.

Farbin, the day something on R3V bores you to the point that you go do something more useful and meaningful is the day I go outside and make snow angels in the nude in our 6+ inches of snow.

F*ck off.

[Ray Smoodiver]

I would wrench her womb asunder with my mighty spam hammer.

[fryerfighter94]

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