Why Have I been branded?

[e30trooper]

Get in! I'll get you your money. Why you talking like you got a choice.

[Farbin Kaiber]

That's it? A name? I could throw a fortune cookie and it will go through the window of 50 David Parks

[Miasma]

A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars.

[emoshun]

What did you put in that sandwich?

[e30trooper]

Alot has changed.....Your Right!

[Farbin Kaiber]

Take off your shoes! Papa Dwight loves feet!

[TDE30]

When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realized it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.

[Erik]

Edwin happens to know a few things, and one of the things Edwin knows is, it's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car. You better learn that.

[Raxe]

I want you to clean your vagina.

[gazellebeigem3]

I saw Linder about a week later. I had the wrench in my hand... and I hit him! And I didn't mean to keep hitting him, but by the time I was done, I couldn't lift my arm. He's a janitor at an elementary school. He has to take the bus to work... and they banned me from the tracks for life.

[HarryPotter]

You almost had me? You never had me, you never had your car..

[kronus]

Do you know what nemesis means?

[Streichholzschächtelchen]

40 weight? 50? glub glub glub

[BillBrasky]

See if you can get it all the way in her vag.
























Edit: Nevermind, that was from Fisting Furiously. That reminds me, I gotta return that to Blockbuster.

[Atreus]

lmao. omg.

this. shit. is. PRICELESS.