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    To the Ass Hole Sitting Next to You (business class)

    What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane...

    1. Take out your laptop.
    2. Slowly open your laptop.
    3. Turn it on.
    4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
    5. Open your Internet browser.
    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then look up to the sky, or the heavens, if you will.
    7. Breathe deeply and open the following site:
    http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html (safe site)

    8.Look at the expression on your neighbor's face

    #2
    I laughed hard. hahahahahaha.

    1991 325iS turbo

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      #3
      racist


      Originally posted by vlad
      Do you know anybody else who built that many bad ass E30s?

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        #4
        lol, and then get your ass beat by multiple people. I believe that would be the scenario.


        "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

        John F. Kennedy

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          #5
          HAHAHAHAHA, I'm not saying I will, but it will be in my head.

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            #6
            Originally posted by HarryPotter View Post
            lol, and then get your ass beat by multiple people. I believe that would be the scenario.
            And then possibly arrested.
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            "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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              #7
              Yea, I am sure it would go over quite well.

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                #8
                hahahahahahahahahahahaha

                I lol'd so hard
                -Andy

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                  #9
                  Definitely not what I was expecting... don't know if i'd risk my trip for this, but it would be hilarious to see someone do.
                  Originally posted by z31maniac
                  I just hate everyone.

                  No need for discretion.

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                    #10
                    I straight LOL'D hard at that one.

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                      #11
                      I LOLed big time

                      and I have to fly next week


                      hmmmmmmmmmm
                      Originally posted by Fusion
                      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                      William Pitt-

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                        #12
                        i would try it, just for lol factor. then i'm gonna be oprah/arab rich after i sue these fuckers.

                        get a mug shot holding a r3v poster, be immortalized forever.....
                        1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                        1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                        1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                        1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                        1994 540i - Granitsilber

                        Originally posted by scabzzzz
                        I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by shiftbmw View Post
                          And then definitely arrested.
                          fixed.
                          sigpic

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                            #14
                            2005 called. They want their link back.
                            Originally posted by Matt-B
                            hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                              #15
                              Lmao:rofl:

                              would you get in trouble for doing that though?

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