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  • BlackE30
    Mod Crazy
    • Sep 2004
    • 605
    #1

    To the Ass Hole Sitting Next to You (business class)

    What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane...

    1. Take out your laptop.
    2. Slowly open your laptop.
    3. Turn it on.
    4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
    5. Open your Internet browser.
    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then look up to the sky, or the heavens, if you will.
    7. Breathe deeply and open the following site:
    http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html (safe site)

    8.Look at the expression on your neighbor's face
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    • ak-
      R3V OG
      • May 2009
      • 12422
      #2
      I laughed hard. hahahahahaha.

      1991 325iS turbo

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        • Joe318is
          R3V OG
          • Sep 2005
          • 6451
          #3
          racist


          Originally posted by vlad
          Do you know anybody else who built that many bad ass E30s?

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            • HarryPotter
              No R3VLimiter
              • Jan 2010
              • 3642
              #4
              lol, and then get your ass beat by multiple people. I believe that would be the scenario.


              "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

              John F. Kennedy

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                • Aptyp
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 6584
                  #5
                  HAHAHAHAHA, I'm not saying I will, but it will be in my head.

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                    • shiftbmw
                      R3VLimited
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 2012
                      #6
                      Originally posted by HarryPotter
                      lol, and then get your ass beat by multiple people. I believe that would be the scenario.
                      And then possibly arrested.
                      sigpic
                      "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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                        • BlackE30
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 605
                          #7
                          Yea, I am sure it would go over quite well.

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                            • dashboardmonkey
                              FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 6158
                              #8
                              hahahahahahahahahahahaha

                              I lol'd so hard
                              -Andy

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                                • 87e30
                                  R3V Elite
                                  • Jul 2008
                                  • 5676
                                  #9
                                  Definitely not what I was expecting... don't know if i'd risk my trip for this, but it would be hilarious to see someone do.
                                  Originally posted by z31maniac
                                  I just hate everyone.

                                  No need for discretion.

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                                    • reelop19
                                      Banned
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 770
                                      #10
                                      I straight LOL'D hard at that one.

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                                        • mrsleeve
                                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 16385
                                          #11
                                          I LOLed big time

                                          and I have to fly next week


                                          hmmmmmmmmmm
                                          Originally posted by Fusion
                                          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                          William Pitt-

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                                            • Atreus
                                              E30 Mastermind
                                              • Sep 2008
                                              • 1846
                                              #12
                                              i would try it, just for lol factor. then i'm gonna be oprah/arab rich after i sue these fuckers.

                                              get a mug shot holding a r3v poster, be immortalized forever.....
                                              1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                                              1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                                              1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                                              1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                                              1994 540i - Granitsilber

                                              Originally posted by scabzzzz
                                              I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                                                • aaron325ix
                                                  E30 Fanatic
                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                  • 1489
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by shiftbmw
                                                  And then definitely arrested.
                                                  fixed.
                                                  sigpic

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                                                    • george graves
                                                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 19985
                                                      #14
                                                      2005 called. They want their link back.
                                                      Originally posted by Matt-B
                                                      hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                                                        • mnstepchildrider1
                                                          Grease Monkey
                                                          • May 2008
                                                          • 385
                                                          #15
                                                          Lmao:rofl:

                                                          would you get in trouble for doing that though?

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