Putting the killer back in killer whale.

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  • leland21
    Wrencher
    • Aug 2008
    • 232
    #1

    Putting the killer back in killer whale.

    Breaking news out of Orlando, Florida...

    Apparently Shamoo has killed his trainer and they have shut down the entire place. Haven't been able to find a story online yet. What do you guys think?
    "We can't drink here.... This is frat country"

    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
    I'm gonna quote a lot of you later this year.
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    • HarryPotter
      No R3VLimiter
      • Jan 2010
      • 3642
      #2
      fucking awesome, bout time that poor motherfucker got some revenge for being couped up in that fucking shit tank.


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        • hoseklamp
          Wrencher
          • Aug 2008
          • 214
          #3
          Whale Kills Trainer at SeaWorld's Shamu Stadium
          http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/AmazingAnimals/whale-kills-trainer-sea-worlds-shamu-stadium/story?id=9932526
          A female trainer was killed by a 12,000 pound killer whale at Sea World's Shamu Stadium in Orlando, Fla., according to police and local media. The whale responsible for the attack is named Tilikum and has been one of eight killer whales at the park since 1992.

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            • e30e
              R3VLimited
              • Dec 2004
              • 2176
              #4
              Probably saw a South Park episode

              "fuckkkkkkk u wharlllllle!"
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                • whysimon
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 659
                  #5
                  oh snap

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                    • kronus
                      R3V OG
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 13000
                      #6
                      It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
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                        • leland21
                          Wrencher
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 232
                          #7
                          I figure he just wants to be the first whale to get a spot on shark week.
                          "We can't drink here.... This is frat country"

                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                          I'm gonna quote a lot of you later this year.

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                            • 5KWattson
                              E30 Modder
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 809
                              #8
                              Originally posted by kronus
                              It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.

                              i love it
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                                • ALYKZANDYR
                                  E30 Fanatic
                                  • Sep 2009
                                  • 1336
                                  #9
                                  Being killed by shamoo, not a cool to be killed by something as docile as shamoo,, its embarrassing, it is something you dont want to talk about, kinda like being a little boy and getting raped by Michael Jackson. Yeah, it was a famous dick in your ass, but you still got a dick in the ass.

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                                    • mar1t1me
                                      E30 Modder
                                      • Sep 2009
                                      • 863
                                      #10
                                      There's more!

                                      Tillikum, nicknamed "Tilly," has a controversial past. The large whale was blamed for the drowning of one of his trainers in 1991 while he was performing at Sealand of the Pacific in British Columbia.

                                      Sold to SeaWorld as a stud in 1992, the whale was involved in a second incident when authorities discovered the body of a naked homeless man lying across his back in July 1999. (WTF?)

                                      Authorities later concluded the man, who had either snuck into SeaWorld after hours or hidden in the park until it closed, most likely drowned after suffering hypothermia in the 55-degree water.

                                      But they also said it appeared Tillikum had bit the man and tore of his swimming trunks, likely believing he was a toy to play with.

                                      Human chew toy!!!

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                                        • N2MYE30
                                          R3V Elite
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 5536
                                          #11
                                          Im really surprised that this stuff doesnt happen more often.

                                          COTM

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                                            • mrsleeve
                                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 16385
                                              #12
                                              you fuck with a bull long enough, your bound to get the horns at some point.

                                              Same goes with large sea creatures that you keep in a tank.
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                                                • joshh
                                                  R3V OG
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 6195
                                                  #13
                                                  Humans are stupid for continuing to think wild animals can be trained to give a fuck.
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                                                    • Jand3rson
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 37587
                                                      #14
                                                      I didn't feel bad for Roy when he got mauled by his tiger, and I don't feel bad for this guy.

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                                                        • wildstoats
                                                          E30 Modder
                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                          • 896
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by mrsleeve
                                                          your bound to get the horns at some point.
                                                          Orcas don't have horns I'm confused.
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