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  • Desaevious
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    I'd have said badass if it were a male trainer, but it was a woman. I don't know why that makes it any less cool, but its still pretty freakin awesome.

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  • wildstoats
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    Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
    your bound to get the horns at some point.
    Orcas don't have horns I'm confused.

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  • Jand3rson
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    I didn't feel bad for Roy when he got mauled by his tiger, and I don't feel bad for this guy.

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  • joshh
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    Humans are stupid for continuing to think wild animals can be trained to give a fuck.

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  • mrsleeve
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    you fuck with a bull long enough, your bound to get the horns at some point.

    Same goes with large sea creatures that you keep in a tank.

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  • N2MYE30
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    Im really surprised that this stuff doesnt happen more often.

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  • mar1t1me
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    There's more!

    Tillikum, nicknamed "Tilly," has a controversial past. The large whale was blamed for the drowning of one of his trainers in 1991 while he was performing at Sealand of the Pacific in British Columbia.

    Sold to SeaWorld as a stud in 1992, the whale was involved in a second incident when authorities discovered the body of a naked homeless man lying across his back in July 1999. (WTF?)

    Authorities later concluded the man, who had either snuck into SeaWorld after hours or hidden in the park until it closed, most likely drowned after suffering hypothermia in the 55-degree water.

    But they also said it appeared Tillikum had bit the man and tore of his swimming trunks, likely believing he was a toy to play with.

    Human chew toy!!!

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  • ALYKZANDYR
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    Being killed by shamoo, not a cool to be killed by something as docile as shamoo,, its embarrassing, it is something you dont want to talk about, kinda like being a little boy and getting raped by Michael Jackson. Yeah, it was a famous dick in your ass, but you still got a dick in the ass.

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  • 5KWattson
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    Originally posted by kronus View Post
    It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.

    i love it

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  • leland21
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    I figure he just wants to be the first whale to get a spot on shark week.

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  • kronus
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    It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.

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  • whysimon
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    oh snap

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  • e30e
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    Probably saw a South Park episode

    "fuckkkkkkk u wharlllllle!"

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  • hoseklamp
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    A female trainer was killed by a 12,000 pound killer whale at Sea World's Shamu Stadium in Orlando, Fla., according to police and local media. The whale responsible for the attack is named Tilikum and has been one of eight killer whales at the park since 1992.

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  • HarryPotter
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    fucking awesome, bout time that poor motherfucker got some revenge for being couped up in that fucking shit tank.

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