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  • dvs909
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Sep 2006
    • 1149

    #1

    For the newer members of r3v

    Just thought it might be helpful to tell you about some of the members here from what i observed

    Blunt: He's a really cool guy to hang out with, if your ever in gods country, defiantly have a sleepover, hes also a massage therapist.
    GeorgeGraves: Hes our beating bag, make sure when you mock him you tell him your full name and the city you live in so he can cry about it to us.
    LBJeffries(Holmes): our resident hippie
    That dude with the boobs as his avatar: follows lbj around to argue with him
    The K brothers (Fred and Mike): gay or something?
    Janderson: he owns this place, but never ever bans anyone so you can feel free to do or say stupid things
    Farbin Kiaber: spends more time on r3v than life
    Vlad: has hos
    Konky: has pictures of hos
    ALYKZANDYR: Hes a expert on everything as well as a modern english major.
    whatt18yahoo: if your thinking of tuning your bmw fuh rhaze... talk to him he knows what hes doing.


    thats about all i can think of off the top of my head. please others who know more help out.
    Last edited by dvs909; 02-25-2010, 11:17 AM.
  • 5KWattson
    E30 Modder
    • Apr 2009
    • 809

    #2
    i wish he would ban that e34 guy fuck him and that rice pile he is calling a 3.3 m20 build
    "God created turbo lag to give V8's a chance" Taylor D.

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    • SamE30e
      R3V Elite
      • Sep 2007
      • 4319

      #3
      Originally posted by 5KWattson
      i wish he would ban that e34 guy fuck him and that rice pile he is calling a 3.3 m20 build

      Nope, he's amusing.
      1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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      • TexasTerp
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2009
        • 3541

        #4
        guy with the boobs in the Avatar is MrSleeve.

        it's a good start!
        stephenbrody.com

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        • mrsleeve
          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
          • Mar 2005
          • 16385

          #5
          Originally posted by TexasTerp
          guy with the boobs in the Avatar is MrSleeve.

          it's a good start!
          yeah whats your point. Nice to see you guys love me around here

          edit: Holmes starts as much shit with me. We post on the same shit just opposing view points I dont search the dip shit out.
          Last edited by mrsleeve; 02-24-2010, 08:17 PM.
          Originally posted by Fusion
          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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          • 87e30
            R3V Elite
            • Jul 2008
            • 5676

            #6
            To noobs: if people in the real world ridicule for being stupid I suggest you leave r3v now. Otherwise, tough it out and join in the fun.
            Originally posted by z31maniac
            I just hate everyone.

            No need for discretion.

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            • Desaevious
              No R3VLimiter
              • Aug 2007
              • 3810

              #7
              The K brothers are not gay. One is an incestual hick and the other is a steroid pumping guido.

              SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
              No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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              • ALYKZANDYR
                E30 Fanatic
                • Sep 2009
                • 1336

                #8
                To Noobs: Dont show weakness on this site, your weakness will be exploited. Dont post pics of yourself, they will be used in ways you might not want.

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                • dvs909
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1149

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ALYKZANDYR
                  To Noobs: Dont show weakness on this site, your weakness will be exploited. Dont post pics of yourself, they will be used in ways you might not want.
                  your so e-hard.

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                  • VacMan
                    R3VLimited
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 2405

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dvs909
                    Just thought it might be helpful to tell you about some of the members here from what i observed

                    Blunt: He's a really cool guy to hang out with, if your ever in gods country, defiantly have a sleepover, hes also a massage therapist.
                    GeorgeGraves: Hes our beating bag, make sure when you mock him you tell him your full name and the city you live in so he can cry about it to us.
                    LBJeffries(Holmes): our resident hippie
                    That dude with the boobs as his avatar: follows lbj around to argue with him
                    The K brothers (Fred and Mike): gay or something?
                    Janderson: he owns this place, but never ever bans anyone so you can feel free to do or say stupid things


                    thats about all i can think of off the top of my head. please others who know more help out.
                    If you're interested in abnormal types of sex or have any questions about pearly papules, you've found your new home. I'm not sure what our resident sex expert's new name is as he changes it a lot to "keep it fresh" but he still responds to E30Slut posts.


                    1987 E30 cabrio | Bumper swap | H&R Sport | Koni Yellow | Eibach Sways | BavAuto strut bar | Cardinal seats
                    MTech2 wheel | Husco Armrest | Smoked Hella Smileys | 5k HID | Stromung | RS003
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                    • dvs909
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1149

                      #11
                      how could i forget donky fucker. whats is name now?

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                      • ALYKZANDYR
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 1336

                        #12
                        E30Slut was the resident dirty goat fucker of R3v.

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                        • FredK
                          R3V OG
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 14739

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Desaevious
                          The K brothers are not gay. One is an incestual hick and the other is a steroid pumping guido.
                          Word. I hope one day you meat MiekK. He's mad strong. Can open mayo jars by willpower alone.

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                          • Atreus
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 1846

                            #14
                            oh, and DONT

                            give out your

                            email
                            paypal
                            myspace
                            facebook
                            phone number
                            full name
                            social security number.

                            because if you turn out to be a dipshit, we will find you. we will find where you live, where you work, who you think your girlfriend is, your local forums.

                            and we will destroy you.

                            thats all,

                            Happy R3Ving!

                            *For Posterity's Sake*

                            Avoid Farbin Kaiber, never met the guy, but i always hear of these rumors of man hugs and awkward sexual innuendo's...

                            Yeah, thats it.
                            Last edited by Atreus; 02-24-2010, 09:02 PM.
                            1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                            1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                            1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                            1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                            1994 540i - Granitsilber

                            Originally posted by scabzzzz
                            I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                            • Farbin Kaiber
                              Lil' Puppet
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 29502

                              #15
                              Wonderful. It's always nice to not be a part of these types of lists.

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