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  • e30frosh
    R3VLimited
    • Dec 2004
    • 2170

    #1

    Cool story bro material...

    Just changed a bulb in my garage. This was the old one. SERIOUSLY?!?!?!


    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
    Wrap all my things in aluminum
    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
  • george graves
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Oct 2003
    • 19986

    #2
    Did it sit there and tell you all it's political views for 2 hours? Fucking Canadians.
    Originally posted by Matt-B
    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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    • e30frosh
      R3VLimited
      • Dec 2004
      • 2170

      #3
      Naw...just a pop and fizzle. Like this and other stories related to Canada.

      Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
      Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
      Lobsterbacks attack the town again
      Wrap all my things in aluminum
      Beams of darkness streak across the sky
      Pink rays from the ancient satellite
      Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
      Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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      • ak-
        R3V OG
        • May 2009
        • 12422

        #4
        Step on it immediatley.

        1991 325iS turbo

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        • e30frosh
          R3VLimited
          • Dec 2004
          • 2170

          #5
          Originally posted by ak-
          Step on it immediatley.
          You're right. It's probably still drawing power.

          Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
          Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
          Lobsterbacks attack the town again
          Wrap all my things in aluminum
          Beams of darkness streak across the sky
          Pink rays from the ancient satellite
          Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
          Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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          • xwill112x
            Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
            • Jan 2009
            • 4236

            #6
            back when i was in school i found a huge light bulb in the trashcan in the bathroom while i was skipping chorus class. me being me, i threw that sucker high as i could (school had tall ceilings) and ran like hell. when that bulb hit the tile floor, there was a epic soundwave that reminded me of video clips of a area subjected to a hydrogen bomb's shockwave. in-fucking-sanly loud. some teacher called the law saying someone had fired a gun on campus. cops show, along with a bomb sqaud unit. whole campus shut down at this point, principals are defintily not fucking happy. especially because it was all over an obvious cause, a bigass light bulb had been busted, cops were loling at the principals for being fucking morons(were all outside on the football feild at this point). they try and try and try to figure out which little shit did it, school had camera's they searched them, and somehow came up empty (camera's were prob fake anyway, cheap ass county). principal issued rewards for people that "had" info on "who" did it. they didn't have shit on me. i just kept my mouth shut, and enjoyed the lulz (after being scarred out of my ass of being caught, 14 yrs old + cops = scary) now thats some cool story bro content
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            • E30Kaiser
              E30 Mastermind
              • Mar 2008
              • 1790

              #7
              That bulb has been feeding off America's power for far too long, end its life in an extremely violent manner brah.
              Last edited by E30Kaiser; 03-01-2010, 09:38 PM.
              "We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time"-Colin McCrae

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              • Restoman
                E30 Fanatic
                • Jun 2006
                • 1311

                #8
                I replaced both of my garage lights with CFL's. They operate independently of one another, but they take about 5 minutes to reach full brightness. Kind of crappy when I only need the light for a minute.
                i'lldoitforacaravan

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                • Bishop
                  R3V Elite
                  • May 2009
                  • 4913

                  #9
                  Originally posted by xwill112x
                  back when i was in school i found a huge light bulb in the trashcan in the bathroom while i was skipping chorus class. me being me, i threw that sucker high as i could (school had tall ceilings) and ran like hell. when that bulb hit the tile floor, there was a epic soundwave that reminded me of video clips of a area subjected to a hydrogen bomb's shockwave. in-fucking-sanly loud. some teacher called the law saying someone had fired a gun on campus. cops show, along with a bomb sqaud unit. whole campus shut down at this point, principals are defintily not fucking happy. especially because it was all over an obvious cause, a bigass light bulb had been busted, cops were loling at the principals for being fucking morons(were all outside on the football feild at this point). they try and try and try to figure out which little shit did it, school had camera's they searched them, and somehow came up empty (camera's were prob fake anyway, cheap ass county). principal issued rewards for people that "had" info on "who" did it. they didn't have shit on me. i just kept my mouth shut, and enjoyed the lulz (after being scarred out of my ass of being caught, 14 yrs old + cops = scary) now thats some cool story bro content
                  You're an idiot... I can't believe your posts are almost as hard to read and understand as Whatyahoo's.

                  PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
                  Originally posted by DTM190
                  "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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                  • Bishop
                    R3V Elite
                    • May 2009
                    • 4913

                    #10
                    I stand by my statement.

                    Oh and cool story bro to the OP... Are we just going to be bashing Canada more than usual for the next month because of the hockey game score, technical difficulties, and generally bad.. nay... terrible snow conditions?

                    PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
                    Originally posted by DTM190
                    "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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                    • fryerfighter94
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 794

                      #11
                      and the shitty opening/closing ceremonies
                      Originally posted by teamdynasty43
                      Aye listen here ph fucking dick cheese mother fucker ...go back to touching your self or your fucking boyfriend because you're just some dumb mother fucker that has no fucking life than other to ridicule others because you have no fuckin life and low self esteem so you try to make your self feel better so you act all big!!!! Sooooo get the fuck out of here and shut your stupid little Whore mouth the fuck up and just leave!

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                      • BillBrasky
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 1641

                        #12

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                        • Bishop
                          R3V Elite
                          • May 2009
                          • 4913

                          #13
                          Ah yeah, shitty opening and closing and such...

                          PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
                          Originally posted by DTM190
                          "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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