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Just changed a bulb in my garage. This was the old one. SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
Naw...just a pop and fizzle. Like this and other stories related to Canada.
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
back when i was in school i found a huge light bulb in the trashcan in the bathroom while i was skipping chorus class. me being me, i threw that sucker high as i could (school had tall ceilings) and ran like hell. when that bulb hit the tile floor, there was a epic soundwave that reminded me of video clips of a area subjected to a hydrogen bomb's shockwave. in-fucking-sanly loud. some teacher called the law saying someone had fired a gun on campus. cops show, along with a bomb sqaud unit. whole campus shut down at this point, principals are defintily not fucking happy. especially because it was all over an obvious cause, a bigass light bulb had been busted, cops were loling at the principals for being fucking morons(were all outside on the football feild at this point). they try and try and try to figure out which little shit did it, school had camera's they searched them, and somehow came up empty (camera's were prob fake anyway, cheap ass county). principal issued rewards for people that "had" info on "who" did it. they didn't have shit on me. i just kept my mouth shut, and enjoyed the lulz (after being scarred out of my ass of being caught, 14 yrs old + cops = scary) now thats some cool story bro content
I replaced both of my garage lights with CFL's. They operate independently of one another, but they take about 5 minutes to reach full brightness. Kind of crappy when I only need the light for a minute.
back when i was in school i found a huge light bulb in the trashcan in the bathroom while i was skipping chorus class. me being me, i threw that sucker high as i could (school had tall ceilings) and ran like hell. when that bulb hit the tile floor, there was a epic soundwave that reminded me of video clips of a area subjected to a hydrogen bomb's shockwave. in-fucking-sanly loud. some teacher called the law saying someone had fired a gun on campus. cops show, along with a bomb sqaud unit. whole campus shut down at this point, principals are defintily not fucking happy. especially because it was all over an obvious cause, a bigass light bulb had been busted, cops were loling at the principals for being fucking morons(were all outside on the football feild at this point). they try and try and try to figure out which little shit did it, school had camera's they searched them, and somehow came up empty (camera's were prob fake anyway, cheap ass county). principal issued rewards for people that "had" info on "who" did it. they didn't have shit on me. i just kept my mouth shut, and enjoyed the lulz (after being scarred out of my ass of being caught, 14 yrs old + cops = scary) now thats some cool story bro content
You're an idiot... I can't believe your posts are almost as hard to read and understand as Whatyahoo's.
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Originally posted by DTM190
"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"
Oh and cool story bro to the OP... Are we just going to be bashing Canada more than usual for the next month because of the hockey game score, technical difficulties, and generally bad.. nay... terrible snow conditions?
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Originally posted by DTM190
"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"
Aye listen here ph fucking dick cheese mother fucker ...go back to touching your self or your fucking boyfriend because you're just some dumb mother fucker that has no fucking life than other to ridicule others because you have no fuckin life and low self esteem so you try to make your self feel better so you act all big!!!! Sooooo get the fuck out of here and shut your stupid little Whore mouth the fuck up and just leave!
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Originally posted by DTM190
"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"
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