Cool story, bro.

[Red88]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

Man's got some juevos.

[xwill112x]

riviting tale chap

[e30trooper]

lol

[BobombETA]

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Nice job, Chief
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YO SON HAPPENING STORY
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[Raxe]

Must be a really tall dude.

Farbin?

[imdashiz]

spicy story ese

[equate975]

Must be a really tall dude.

Farbin?

That's what I was thinking. Or it was a midget cop.

[hella 325]

Lol, yea, I can't really picture how this went down any other way.

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."