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    Poll: Chunky chicks and mid-calf boots

    Is there anything less aesthetic than a chunker shod in mid-calf boots? I was just out at lunch, picking up an order at the local deli for the office. It's probably around 60 degrees outside, and I saw this normal sized girl with thick calves, wearing Uggs.

    Not only are Uggs as played as iS lip/Euro Ellips/French Fogs, but just the way the Uggs stopped partway up a powerfully thick calf caused the bile to rise in my esophagus. A woman's leg is generally more shapely and visually pleasing than a man's, but geez, if you have thick legs don't draw attention to them with the wrong choice of footwear! Wear some flats, so I can see your massive calves neck down to a pair of shapely cankles.

    Your style advisor,
    Optimator!
    40
    Are AWESOME!
    15.00%
    6
    Remind me of a heavyset elf that is less-than-sprightly on her feet.
    42.50%
    17
    Are as hideous as ET0 and 195s on an E30.
    27.50%
    11
    Other.
    15.00%
    6
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

    #2
    Whatever image I have in my head from your description would fit here:

    Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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      #3
      did the boots create calf love-handles of fat hanging over the top rim of the boot?

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        #4
        i voted for all of them, just because i could
        BRUTE

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          #5
          I need to see an example. I looked through 20 pages of Walmart (that was fun, but uninspiring), and there were no examples of the aforementioned species.
          kthx
          Slicktop City!

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            #6
            88 325ic ~~~> Rusty and ugly
            85 E ~~~> RIP

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              #7
              Pictures required, I know you were not breaking your neck when she strolled by, you'd be shin deep in some adjustments at Dad's office.

              I'm betting you slowly rotated through c1 to c5 with ease.

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                #8
                Other. As in blech. Just blech.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                  Pictures required
                  I shan't provide you with fapping material.
                  -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                  Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                  Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                    #10
                    Blunt and Bobby did yesterday, now it's your turn.

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                      #11
                      Well, I didn't snap any pictures for your perusal.

                      When in the wilderness, they often warn you not to use flash photography on certain animals. Startling large grazing animals such as this wildebeest can result in a stampede. She was also wearing these black tights that really accentuated her flat white ass. Just. No.
                      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                      Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by lennon View Post
                        did the boots create calf love-handles of fat hanging over the top rim of the boot?
                        muffin top!

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