oh god what do i do i'm so nervous

[Optimator]

Being wordy is not the same as being creative.

For example,

"I immediately notice substantial cleavage."

Put yourself in the shoes of a narcissistic douchebag. He'd probably say, "she had a huge rack".

It is a good thing you are minoring in writing. You'd starve if it were your profession.

[E30 Wagen]

wtfx7

[blocke]

I want the 1.5 minutes of my life back I wasted reading the last 3 pages.

[theox69]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[llll1l1ll]

Lots of lame itt.

[IRON-E]

that's uncalled for. synonyms are my second language. someday, when i win an academy for best original screenplay, i'll say this in my speech, "I'd like to thank everybody i've ever met in my life, except that jerk on r3v who calls himself Optimator"

You wanna know how I know you're gay?

Red flags: turned on by fingernails
Lame dreams of making a screenplay and winning an academy award

Hollywood = (biggest down low HOMOSEXUAL industry in the world)