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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396
    #31
    Being wordy is not the same as being creative.

    For example,
    Originally posted by E30 Wagen
    "I immediately notice substantial cleavage."
    Put yourself in the shoes of a narcissistic douchebag. He'd probably say, "she had a huge rack".

    It is a good thing you are minoring in writing. You'd starve if it were your profession.
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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      • E30 Wagen
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jul 2005
        • 3425
        #32
        wtfx7
        Last edited by E30 Wagen; 01-15-2012, 12:30 AM.
        My Feedback

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          • blocke
            E30 Fanatic
            • Mar 2009
            • 1305
            #33
            I want the 1.5 minutes of my life back I wasted reading the last 3 pages.
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            Parts Wanted
            The Never-ending Resto Mod

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              • theox69
                E30 Mastermind
                • May 2008
                • 1732
                #34
                Pics or it didn't happen.

                Originally posted by Janderson
                you can have the keys to my hunk of 20+ year old West German steel when you pry them from my cold dead fingers.

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                  • llll1l1ll
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 782
                    #35
                    Lots of lame itt.
                    Me: "I can't wait to redline my car!"
                    Mark: "Didn't you just break a rocker arm?"
                    Me: "Yeah, I don't think I've learned my lesson."
                    Mark: "You never will."

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                      • IRON-E
                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 16548
                        #36
                        Originally posted by E30 Wagen
                        that's uncalled for. synonyms are my second language. someday, when i win an academy for best original screenplay, i'll say this in my speech, "I'd like to thank everybody i've ever met in my life, except that jerk on r3v who calls himself Optimator"
                        You wanna know how I know you're gay?

                        Red flags: turned on by fingernails
                        Lame dreams of making a screenplay and winning an academy award

                        Hollywood = (biggest down low HOMOSEXUAL industry in the world)
                        @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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