million dollar ideas

[NC325iC]

Whats yours?


mine-

Unlock-a-blur

The thing i hate most about watching shows like survivor and basically anything on mtv is they blur out the nudity. What if you could unlock the blur like any other parental control setting. They have settings to block certain channels right, so why not one to remove the damn blur. It shouldnt be too hard with digital cable, they could just have the blur as a seperate layer that could be turned on and off. If anyone here knows how to do it take the idea, im not in it for the money, i just want the damn boobs on my tv. On second thought the money would be nice too, so dont steal my idea.

your turn.

[imdashiz]

become a rapper. anyone can do it now-a-days. for example: soulja boy.

[ZLandrum]

the thing is i actually have some good money making ideas - i just need to look into the production end of things. You would think some of the ideas are stupid and no one would buy it, but look at the fucking snuggie. So i'm not going to share my ideas as someone could take them and run with them. GLWS OP!

[mastershake]

if i had a million dollar idea you can bet your life i wouldn't be posting it on a public forum..

[NC325iC]

million dollar ideas are usually already thought of by people that get payed millions of dollars

[mastershake]

million dollar ideas are usually already thought of by people that get payed millions of dollars

well you need money to make money...

[StereoInstaller1]

Air fresheners that smell like pot.

"I swear officer, it is just the air freshener"

[aaron325ix]

a jump to conclusions mat.

[george graves]

You know how it's a pain the the ass to make a tuna fish sammitch? You've got to take your life in your own hands opening that god damn can - you're lucky if you don't slit your wrists in the process. Next you've got to drain all the tuna juice. I'm not sure what that shit is - but I always get it on my shirt. Fuck you tuna juice. PITA. God forbid if you acidently buy the "tuna in motor oil" shit. That stuff is fowl. They should mark on the cans "this is the wrong can - this is the shitty stuff" in bold letters.

Once that's done, you have to get out the mayo. Fuck me if that's not a un-needed trip to the fridge. Then you somehow have to find the right ratio of mayo to tuna. Too little and it's like you are eating sun-dried dyke vagina. Too much mayo and you think there was a god damn bukkake happening in your fucking mouth.

So an idea was born. What if you had a squeeze bottle that had in it pre-mixed tuna and mayo! Fucking brilliant! You could make a yummy tuna sammitch in 30 seconds or less! But like any good invention, I decided to improve upon it. Why have all the factories and equipment mixing up mayo and tuna? Do we really need all of that? Sure pre-mixed tuna and mayo is a great idea - but it's not a million dollar idea. I know I could do better. And that's when it hit me....Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise?!

And that's how I'm going to become a millionaire. I'm going to build indoor pools to house hundred's of thousands of tunafish that I'll raise from baby tuna fish. I will then feed them nothing but mayonnaise their entire lives. I'll make MILLIONS!

(and no, I didn't steal this idea from a 1980's movie - if you say that I did, fuck you!)

[StereoInstaller1]

you stole that from an 80s movie

[Turf1600]

a jump to conclusions mat.

Beat me to it.

The pet rock!

[george graves]

you stole that from an 80s movie

You just like to ruin all my posts, don't you.

[danny4nasty]

Move to Miami and start a drug trade business out of a shack and start transporting drugs all up the east coast of the U.S. If your good enough you can make millions easy...:tsk: You didnt hear this from me lol

[SamE30e]

a jump to conclusions mat.

My brother and his friends got really really really stoned and made one.

[StereoInstaller1]

You just like to ruin all my posts, don't you.

only because my idea is better