Can someone hook it up with an 8er?

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  • Leaf
    Banned
    • Apr 2009
    • 985

    #61
    Originally posted by Will_318i
    The 318i is actually doing well. Thanks for asking.
    np tell your mom i'll be over later tonight and that your dad can't watch this time.

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    • Optimator
      E30 Fanatic
      • Aug 2008
      • 1396

      #62
      Originally posted by Leaf
      lol really dude? that all you got?
      Not really.

      It was a mere taste, sort of like the swirl of flavor you get in your mouth when you put an erect cock in it and a heady mix of pre-ejaculate and your own saliva rehydrates the dried dick sweat.
      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

      Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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      • Leaf
        Banned
        • Apr 2009
        • 985

        #63
        Originally posted by Optimator
        Not really.

        It was a mere taste, sort of like the swirl of flavor you get in your mouth when you put an erect cock in it and a heady mix of pre-ejaculate and your own saliva rehydrates the dried dick sweat.
        lol that actually made me crack a smile, way-to-go

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        • Stephen
          Шлем ишака
          • Aug 2008
          • 10774

          #64
          hei guize i have a nice house and a nice watch i dont hav e a dn e30 becus ther for porr people instead i have a 7 ceries look at my money do you guy like yet

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          • Leaf
            Banned
            • Apr 2009
            • 985

            #65
            Originally posted by Stephen
            hei guize i have a nice house and a nice watch i dont hav e a dn e30 becus ther for porr people instead i have a 7 ceries look at my money do you guy like yet
            "Oh hai, look at my og status on the interwebz with 7000 thousand posts." how many Friday nights did you have to stay in to manage that count? i dont recall mentioning a house or watch ether but good try slugger.

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            • Stephen
              Шлем ишака
              • Aug 2008
              • 10774

              #66
              Originally posted by Leaf
              "Oh hai, look at my og status on the interwebz with 7000 thousand posts." how many Friday nights did you have to stay in to manage that count? i dont recall mentioning a house or watch ether but good try slugger.
              guize is i winning the internets fite??

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              • KillaCams
                E30 Modder
                • Mar 2008
                • 998

                #67
                Originally posted by b*saint
                Megan Fox was in Two and a Half men before she was famous and she is fucking HOT.
                I saw this episode you speak of :up:

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                • blunttech
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 12850

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Leaf
                  actually i have a very nice 1250 sq ft. apartment. eat it.
                  Man youre livin large in 1250 sq ft of section 8 housing in frogtown. youre the one who will be eating cock to scrounge up your portion of your subsidized rent money. Congrats you fucking loser
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                  • Leaf
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 985

                    #69
                    Originally posted by blunt
                    Man youre livin large in 1250 sq ft of section 8 housing in frogtown. youre the one who will be eating cock to scrounge up your portion of your subsidized rent money. Congrats you fucking loser
                    blaming me for your lost youth will only make you more bitter old man. and no you cant have my cock.

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                    • kylekrueger
                      Wrencher
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 250

                      #70
                      this is an amazing thread

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                      • Leaf
                        Banned
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 985

                        #71
                        Originally posted by kylekrueger
                        this is an amazing thread
                        It'd be amazing if I got a god damn 8th out of dealing out all these god damn insults.

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                        • blunttech
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 12850

                          #72
                          Originally posted by Leaf
                          blaming me for your lost youth will only make you more bitter old man. and no you cant have my cock.
                          your responses are more random than the many cocks you devour on a nightly basis.
                          Whats it like to live in a world where signing a 12 month lease on a rental unit cohabited with the scurge of society is reallin ballin?
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                          • DTM190
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 1107

                            #73
                            And here was i thinking he was after an 8 series BMW when I saw 8er.
                            Last edited by DTM190; 04-28-2010, 07:54 PM. Reason: spelling
                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                            Originally posted by der affe
                            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                            • Stephen
                              Шлем ишака
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 10774

                              #74
                              Originally posted by blunt
                              your responses are more random than the many cocks you devour on a nightly basis.
                              Whats it like to live in a world where signing a 12 month lease on a rental unit cohabited with the scurge of society is reallin ballin?
                              He thinks hes doing well and thats all that counts right?

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                              • Dozyproductions
                                R3V Elite
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 4682

                                #75
                                Are you guys that insecure that you need to belittle the OP or something? I know thats not the case so why dont you lay off for a bit huh? This site is just another way of getting a connection. Deal with it.

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