How many of you have been severely injured?

[ben312]

shoulder x4 broken. First time was playing football in 7th grade. Kid flipped me over his back and I landed right on the tip of my left shoulder. felt it slide down to my ribs and my collar bone snap. Threw up and pasted out. Pain killers and a sling is all I got. Second time was playing high school football. I hit another kid and his head went into my shoulder and it snapped out the back of the socket. Got it popped back in and again just pain killers and a sling. That one also broke my thumb. As I wrapped him up another player hit the back of his helmet, my thumb was in the way and got crush between 2 helmats. 3rd and 4th time were both snowboard. I over shot a landing by alot and landed flat on my chest, was a good 15-25 foot fall flat onto my shoulder. That also broke my collar bone and my cheek. When I got to the ER they were scared I had broken my eye socket, but it was just my cheek. Second one was off a hip. came around spinning, got lost in the air, landed just far enough back to land on my shoulder and pop it goes for the 4th time. Snowboarding also lead to fracturing my hip, and compressing my spine. I got a rail stuck in my shine one time. My brother jumped on the far side of a rail just as I was ollieing onto it. Got three rocks in my side one time when I jumped from a moving golfcart onto gravel. Ummmmm I got hit in the head with a horse show and split my head open. I got punched in the face and got a broken nose, I still won the fight. Fighting has broken both my hands and all my fingers. I rode my bike around a stop sign and right into a car coming down that street. Knocked me out and I lost like 7 teeth. I'm sure there are more but I can't remember everytime I have been hurt lol. Oh and I'm only 18, fml.

[CleanAzzE30z]

I weep for your golden years.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Howd you manage that one?

Mixing chemicals I shouldn't have been mixing.

Flatlined at the bar in a ski resort town, air lifted to the nearest army base, brought back to life, 4 hour ambulance ride, followed by an 11 hour bus ride home after the roads back to the ski resort were closed, all in my snowboard pants that I'd emptied my bowels into, and a t shirt and jacked covered in my own blood. Fun times!