Yo Mamma's house

[fryerfighter94]

tooool

[Ryann]

What the fuck is wrong with being drunk late on a Tuesday? Tch. You probably don't appreciate those Chicken Crossing the Road jokes, either.

[Be30mer]

What the fuck is wrong with being drunk late on a Tuesday? Tch. You probably don't appreciate those Chicken Crossing the Road jokes, either.

Judging from the composition of your posts leading up to the time 10:48, I can safely conclude that you were not drunk at all at the time of the posting, and that your reason is nothing but bullshit to cover your ass.

[Ryann]

Just because my posts are usually without typing errors doesn't mean my judgement as to what might be an interesting thread was unimpaired. I HATE shitty unreadable text with dropped/misspelled/misplaced words and letters.

Gordon's bottom shelf vodka and Redbull over ice. The same shitty shit I get hammered on every night, mutha fucka.

The only ass-covering going on here would be the fact that I neglected to also tell everyone that I drunk-dialed my sister for a booty call.

[z31maniac]

Judging from the composition of your posts leading up to the time 10:48, I can safely conclude that you were not drunk at all at the time of the posting, and that your reason is nothing but bullshit to cover your ass.

Not everyone becomes mentally handicapped when they get a buzz.

Obviously the OP is regardless of his state of sobriety.

[Ryann]

See? This thread's developing nicely.

[Be30mer]

I drunk-dialed my sister for a booty call.

got it.

[Ryann]

A better sense of humor?

Fuck you.

Yeah I know, your mom and I could hear you crying in the corner of your room while we were making sweet, sweet love.

Nice!

Judging from the composition of your posts leading up to the time 10:48, I can safely conclude that you were not drunk at all at the time of the posting, and that your reason is nothing but bullshit to cover your ass.

You're either gay or a sociopath. Or both.

Not everyone becomes mentally handicapped when they get a buzz.

Obviously the OP is regardless of his state of sobriety.

As I lay naked next to your mother, who is also naked, I contemplate the possibility.

Bump

[RUFFLZ]

i just read this and lol'd. but then i realized it's almost 9 months old. smh

[416stroker]

i just read this and lol'd. but then i realized it's almost 9 months old. smh

lol + a year... 2010
Its not 2011 any more nice math ;)

[ohthejosh]

Holy Thread Revival Batman. OP revived his own thread with a response almost two years later.

How drunk were you tonight OP?

[Ryann]

Sober enough to find the thread, but drunk enough to hit your mom.:D

[RUFFLZ]

lol + a year... 2010
Its not 2011 any more nice math ;)

fuck i'm high. LOL:twisted::giggle:

[Jand3rson]

Yo Mamma's house is so small the bitch have to go outside to change her mind.