texts from last night

[Matt-B]

Some of them are comical. some not so much.

heard about it on "Last Call" with Carson Daily

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

"Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?"

[george graves]

Awesome. Some funny stuff.

[dashboardmonkey]

repost, but funny nonetheless

[yberther]

repost but shit I forgot how funny this was.

(510):

On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.

[CorvallisBMW]

I've had their app on my phone for over a year now, so fucking funny. I used to submit a lot when i was in college, now that I graudated I find the amount of dumb shit I do worthy of submission has dropped off a lot lol.

[KenC]

I've had their app on my phone for over a year now, so fucking funny. I used to submit a lot when i was in college, now that I graudated I find the amount of dumb shit I do worthy of submission has dropped off a lot lol.

False lol


This is from Darin YESTERDAY:

" Had a hell of a tough day at work. Mixed and poured about 2000lbs of concrete by hand. Decided to stop at Laurelwood on the way home. 5 pints later I'm hella day drunk and walking home."

1hr later
"Decided to keep drinking at home, why stop a good thing. Made my dad go pick up my car."

[CorvallisBMW]

hahahahaa

I said I don't do as much dumb shit now, not that I abstain from it lol.

[dreamer420]

wow, 'last call with carson daly' is still on?

[alexw]

wow, 'last call with carson daly' is still on?

LOL thats what I was thinking. That would make a good text from last night.