Masturbation has become a serious problem.

[Knoepfler]

This article HAS to be a joke, although the comments below the article worry me.

http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/

[Raxe]

Christwire is a branch of The Onion.

[BillBrasky]

I need to find my glasses before I can read the article.

[StereoInstaller1]

Christwire is a branch of The Onion.

I hope you are right. that is some scary shit, but so weird that it has to be fake.

[-limp-]

If i masturbated to that article, do i have a problem?

[F34R]

If i masturbated to that article, do i have a problem?

It was those "intense eyes" that did me in.

[-limp-]

i lost it at the disappointed mom at the very top

[F34R]

i lost it at the disappointed mom at the very top

[-limp-]

I will give you this round two was the kid with the glasses and longing eyes

[Danny]

The "smug" picture got me good.

[AndrewBird]

One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, 'That smells like semen."

Good info right there.

[-limp-]

http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/



This one is even better




This one really got me off....my god maybe there was some truth to that article

[CincinnatiKid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NPdVpx5CgE

[-limp-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NPdVpx5CgE

hes right you know......way hotter

[Stevie30]

Did anyone else masturbate when you were young?
Were you ashamed of it?
Then why did you hide to do it? LOL