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    Scorched afternoon.

    So, I'm working on the M20 I plan on swapping into my car in the next few weeks. Going through and replacing all the oil sealing components on the entire engine down to every last gasket, rubber seal and o-ring.

    Today I did the camshaft seals, rocker arm shaft seals, front main, and intermediate shaft. While the lower timing case was removed I was making the final prep on the mating surface with some brake cleaner. My buddy Burt saw the residual brake cleaner as a good chance to let out his inner 12 year old pyromaniac.

    I saw him remove the lighter from his pocket and didn't even flinch. I saw him bring the lighter over to the side of the engine with his trigger thumb locked in position and ready to flick that bic. I didn't say a word. Inside I think I wanted him to do it. He took the first flick...sparks but no ignition. Even at this point did I not think about the exposed and empty oil pan filled with evaporated brake cleaner from fresh drippings that was just a foot in front of my nose. At the second flick there was an instant blue flash and an immediate warmth.

    I jumped back not in pain but in shock. Expecting the pain to set in I felt none. Luckily I had not been burned but merely singed. My forehead feels sunburnt the front part of my hair got singed and all of my eyelashes curled up so I had to trim them completely off as to not be poking in my eyes. I look ridiculous.

    Sadly, there was no alcohol involved so, there wasn't that to blame. Just the clouded mind of the man brain taking over I guess.

    Equal rights should be all or nothing, not picked and chosen based on what's convenient for ones personal agenda.

    #2
    I am sorry for this but if you are that stupid to not get outta the way I have to do this

    :rofl:





    at least you learned something





    dont feel too bad though we have all done similar stupid shit
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      #3
      Ya,
      my buddy feels horrible about it. But I told hims it was just karma for all the equally stupid accidental shite I had effected upon others in the past.

      Its cool tho. I posted this for a laugh.

      Equal rights should be all or nothing, not picked and chosen based on what's convenient for ones personal agenda.

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        #4
        If this happend to me... I would say alcohol, copious amounts, were involved ;) Not too shabby though. Those hairs will grow back.

        Similarily, my buddy and I were trying to clean up my parents back yard (2 acres back in the day) from a recent wind storm. Tons of the evergreen fir branches fell and made it look like a disaster zone. We piled 'em up in a fire pit and tried to burn 'em. Well, they were still really green and a tad wet so we poured about 9 1/2 gallons of gas on 'em. I headed for the house to grab some matches. My buddy is all like, "Dude, I've got a lighter right here..." and before I could finish yelling for him not to do it, he flicked his bic and I shit you not a mini mushroom cloud enveloped the entire 10 foot diameter pile of branches. Blew him back like 7 feet and he was missing all of his eye brows, eye lashes and a good quater of the front of his hair. Also sun burned looking. He was lucky and I couldn't help but laugh until I was crying.

        The neighbor called the fire department on us.
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          #5
          This reminds me of when you lit the seafoam can. Your thumb was raw for weeks! It'll grow back buddy.

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          Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
          Lobsterbacks attack the town again
          Wrap all my things in aluminum
          Beams of darkness streak across the sky
          Pink rays from the ancient satellite
          Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
          Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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            #6
            lolz sorry bud
            jag

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              #7
              ouch, at least you can still see. this could have ended way worse...
              "get in, get off, wipe your dick off on her sheets and get out."

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                #8
                Originally posted by e30frosh View Post
                This reminds me of when you lit the seafoam can. Your thumb was raw for weeks! It'll grow back buddy.
                lol
                I forgot about that shit!
                Thanks for the laugh!

                Equal rights should be all or nothing, not picked and chosen based on what's convenient for ones personal agenda.

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