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  • der affe
    Moderator
    Technical
    • Dec 2005
    • 8452

    #1

    too much fun!



    great for the immature and easily entertained.....like me
    seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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  • DTM190
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2008
    • 1107

    #2
    xtranormal.com is a bit of a laugh too
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    Originally posted by der affe
    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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    • Adrian_Visser
      R3VLimited
      • Jun 2006
      • 2823

      #3
      Be honest what was the first thing you made her say?

      '89 Alpine S52 with goodies

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      • Ray Smoodiver
        Moderator
        • Jun 2004
        • 8809

        #4
        I am also amused.

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        • der affe
          Moderator
          Technical
          • Dec 2005
          • 8452

          #5
          Originally posted by Adrian_Visser
          Be honest what was the first thing you made her say?

          put it in my bum (female austrialian accent) ahhhh memories.
          seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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          • ak-
            R3V OG
            • May 2009
            • 12422

            #6
            Originally posted by Adrian_Visser
            Be honest what was the first thing you made her say?
            I won't lie.

            ''oh my god how much i love the cock, it is like a wonderland of balls and jizz in my mouth, somebody please rape my butt hole violently before i come.''

            1991 325iS turbo

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            • 87e30
              R3V Elite
              • Jul 2008
              • 5676

              #7
              hi

              Followed by waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles followed by fucker
              Originally posted by z31maniac
              I just hate everyone.

              No need for discretion.

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              • Adrian_Visser
                R3VLimited
                • Jun 2006
                • 2823

                #8
                Originally posted by der affe
                put it in my bum (female austrialian accent) ahhhh memories.
                Originally posted by ak-
                I won't lie.

                ''oh my god how much i love the cock, it is like a wonderland of balls and jizz in my mouth, somebody please rape my butt hole violently before i come.''
                You guys have better imaginations than me apparently, I just typed "fuck me."

                Originally posted by 87e30
                hi

                Followed by waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles followed by fucker
                Hmmm.... So you wanted to hear a woman call you a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles? Interesting.

                '89 Alpine S52 with goodies

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                • xwill112x
                  Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4237

                  #9
                  lol not even going to admit to what i typed in..
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                  • der affe
                    Moderator
                    Technical
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 8452

                    #10
                    "stick you tounge soooo far up my puckered starfish, that you carve your initials in tomarrow's turd"

                    followed by:
                    "yes whatt18yahoo, i will spread my legs and let you bury your face between them until u cum until you are ready and flooded with your cum then go deep inside me"

                    i should forward that to him closest thing to a woman he's got.
                    seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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                    • DTM190
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 1107

                      #11
                      Originally posted by xwill112x
                      lol not even going to admit to what i typed in..
                      Come on, fess up.

                      I typed "tongue me in my E pussAY"
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                      Originally posted by der affe
                      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                      • DTM190
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 1107

                        #12
                        Originally posted by der affe
                        "stick you tounge soooo far up my puckered starfish, that you carve your initials in tomarrow's turd"

                        followed by:
                        "yes whatt18yahoo, i will spread my legs and let you bury your face between them until u cum until you are ready and flooded with your cum then go deep inside me"

                        i should forward that to him closest thing to a woman he's got.
                        He has Natalie remember and he seems to have done a pretty good job of fucking her
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                        Originally posted by der affe
                        first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                        if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                        • der affe
                          Moderator
                          Technical
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 8452

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DTM190
                          Come on, fess up.

                          I typed "tongue me in my E pussAY"
                          do that in THAI, i can't stop laughing at that one!
                          seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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                          • AC Nico
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 3619

                            #14
                            Originally posted by der affe
                            do that in THAI, i can't stop laughing at that one!
                            lol
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                            • Dozyproductions
                              R3V Elite
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 4682

                              #15
                              Ah! awesome but they couldnt get dingo ate my baby right!

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