F*@# i hate spiders

[BLACKCHARM88]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[MPLFoster]

dear god..

[Massimo]

lulz

Artical on worlds biggest spider/

Quote: ‘I could clearly hear its hard feet hitting the ground and dry leaves crumbling under its weight,’ Mr Naskrecki wrote in his blog.

[Massimo]

You guys down under have spiders that would make me think twice about trying to smash. It would prolly take the slipper away from me and proceed to beat my ass like a red headed step child with it, while asking whos my daddy.

Fuck your spiders you guys have crazy spiders they are more like small mean poisonous 8 legged Dogs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMVMzzWPDSk

[Massimo]

You guys down under have spiders that would make me think twice about trying to smash. It would prolly take the slipper away from me and proceed to beat my ass like a red headed step child with it, while asking whos my daddy.

Fuck your spiders you guys have crazy spiders they are more like small mean poisonous 8 legged Dogs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMVMzzWPDSk

[Eta power]

I hate spiders more than I hate ricers.

[TurboJake]

If we do. I had never seen one in my entire life, until I went to utah and had one pop up in my face while under a car.
FUCK THAT.

All I really have to deal with is wolf spiders pretty much. Easy thing to deal with. Soap and water. Formula 409. MAPP Gas. Pretty much any available chemical in the house. And regular insecticide sprays that work on em.

And if I see one. Burn it. But have yet to freak out really. That black widow pretty much scared the bejesus outta me.

EDIT: Have yet to freak out here, at home.

[mrsleeve]

^
Fairly sure WI has Widows. Had them where I lived in MI from time to time

[TurboJake]

So here's a question. We have these guys. They don't do shit to us humans. Are timid and don't like light at all. And the eat spiders all day long.

But they're still WAY Creepier than spiders. Fuckers move faster than you think, unless you've tried to catch one, then you know the bastards move at you swear to god 8 bazillion mph.











Oh, and yeah. Black widows and brown recluses? Fuck em. Fuck em all to hell.
I love that we have no poisonous spiders/insects here in Wisconsin. We have badgers, and they'll take on whatever the fuck is in front of them. But they at least let you know to get the fuck away as fast as you can.
Or dick with them. They're easy targets to annoy and play with.

[cale]

I always look before I touch big black pip....wait a minute.

[Sailor37]

A few years ago, I worked at shop that made black 4" corrugated plastic drain piping that you can buy at Lowe's. We had stacks of it out in the yard that hadn't been touched in months, and one day we got to moving some of that pipe around, and you wouldn't believe the number of black widows up inside just about every single joint of pipe (and there were hundreds of joints).

Everyone was scared to be digging around and handling that stuff with all them creepy crawly little shiny ass spiders friggin everywhere! Before that I had only seen maybe one or two, but we were seeing them a dozen at a time in those stacks.

The boss at the time was kind of like "just put some gloves on, and you'll be alright." He was always the kind that would go the easiest, cheapest way, and it would always be more difficult in the end for him.

One of the guys eventually got bit on the forearm and didn't bother telling anybody, and about 20 minutes later, his arm was swollen up like John Holmes, and was sweating like a hooker in church. I saw him and the yard, and told him he should think about getting that looked at. They took him into town and got a shot which fixed him up.

I forgot how we ended up handling that pipe afterwards, but now, everytime i see a stack of pipe, i'm looking before i'm touching.

[Heysüß]

I had to look one of these threads up but since there's more than one I figured I'd share it twice.

I was cleaning my dog's house and when I moved it to see how dead the grass was underneath it, I figured I'd flip the house and rinse it on the bottom as well (It's one of those plastic igloo ones). When I did I saw two big fuckers crawling away as fast as possible and while I was screaming like a little girl my eyes had enough time to focus and realize that there was a bunch of little baby lucifiers crawling away too.

I looked 'em up and turns out they were black widows. While I was cautiously putting everything back together another black widow (smaller) was crawling through the grass and I grabbed my acetylene torch and burned it back to hell.

Pictures of the spawns of satan coming up soon.

[Reap3r]

if you look up their relatives the 'robber crab' - there have been instances of them dragging rubbish bins, camp supplies and - wait for it - barbecues into the sea (hence the name robber crab i guess). so they've already started!

Like to see them try to steal my bbq and drag it into the fucking sea. It weighs more than my fucking car.

[tg318is]

hahaha fuck you bird

[bataangpinoy]

coconut crab is great :)